It was difficult to find a banner picture for Marina Shafir, so I had to resort to lurking on her MySpace page for photographic evidence. Ah, Myspace. Remember that thing? It's the social platform that time forgot. Yet you can't help but occasionally check on your antiquated MySpace page every now and then, hoping that 'the one that got away' unexpectedly sent you a message, professing their undying love for you. Hate to break it to you, but it's never going to happen. He/she has moved on in their journey of life without you. It's time for you to mend your broken heart by watching this video of Marina Shafir nearly breaking her opponent's arm in her MMA debut.
Whoops. Guess I ruined the surprise for you. However, considering Marina Shafir is one of Ronda Rousey's close friends and the owner of several gold medals in national judo competitions, you probably saw it coming. Now check out Marina Shafir's MMA debut at Premier FC 9 against Denise Goddard, and be thankful that you still have all your limbs attached to your torso. You can also follow Marina on Twitter and thank her for not ripping off your arm.