Rorion Gracie created the UFC. Well, it was his idea. Art Davie was the guy that knew all the other guys with the cash. Originally, Rorion wanted the UFC to be a platform to launch Gracie Jiu-Jitsu to a nationwide audience. Art Davie liked what he heard, and on November 12, 1993 the UFC had their inaugural event. From the beginning, Rorion was never a fan of these things called 'rules.' For Rorion, fighter protection was just an annoying aspect that got in the way of pure physical combat. During UFC's beginnings, he was a huge advocate of removing all rules, rounds and officials. It appeared that Rorion was attempting to recreate the same fighting environment that his father thrived in back in Brazil. Rorion believed that when in danger, a fighter's natural bushido spirit would kick in and out of compassion for their opponent, fighters would stop on their own will and proclaim they are the winner. Now imagine if those same rules were active during UFC 146 -- you would probably still be salivating over your DVR.

It seems that Rorion has a lot of wild ideas, including the self-proclaimed 'world's best way to eat an orange.' Although I like to actually eat my orange in its entirety, Rorion has invented a method that may please your dietary needs.

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-9 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-28 12:53

These fuckers are off their tit. First they think they invented jiu-jitsu after somebody taught it to them... now this?

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0 # Sambro 2012-05-29 16:11

In Brazil they don't have juicers.

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+21 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-05-28 13:12

I still think the best way to eat it slice by slice. Not trying to woof it down in 30 seconds. I let Gabriel Gonzaga tell me how to eat my fruit.

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+4 # Sambro 2012-05-28 13:14

He learned that from a long tailed macaque.

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+17 # Guest 2012-05-28 13:20

so what hickson has eaten 400 oranges

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+17 # Guest 2012-05-28 13:25

the problem with the internet is that you end up watching things like this

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-28 13:26

What is going on?! That was the goofiest thing I have ever seen... not only was that not "the world's best way to eat an orange", but it was quiet possibly the worst way, other than not eating it at all!
Geesh!

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+3 # kid808 2012-05-28 15:08

memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/i-lied-meme-orange.png

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-28 15:09

So you won't post about a ring girl, but you'll show a guy eating an orange...

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+11 # Zeus 2012-05-28 16:24

Quoting Malikizer:

So you won't post about a ring girl, but you'll show a guy eating an orange...

That guy is the creator of the UFC. Arianny Celeste holds a cardboard number over her head.

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-1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-28 20:27

The Greasies created the UFC just like Al Gore created the internet.

Just kidding... but I think the Gracies are a bunch of loons.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 02:45

Quoting Zeus:

Quoting Malikizer:

So you won't post about a ring girl, but you'll show a guy eating an orange...

That guy is the creator of the UFC. Arianny Celeste holds a cardboard number over her head.

I don't care if he's the demon seed of Davy Jones, well I might... Not the point. I don't care too much about either. I don't want to see anything about the ring girl nor do I care for an orange peeling video. Unless it was Davy Jones of course ;)

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-28 15:16

I just watched Rorion Gracie eat an orange for two minutes. What am I doing with my life?

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-28 16:22

I always got told if I eat more than two oranges a day I'll get the shits.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-28 20:53

So I'd imagine Master Rorion has some King Kong shits going on after that.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:54

An orange a day keeps the wrestlers away.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 14:03

Here's the Three's Company clip:

http://vimeo.com/37837355

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