We all have to come to grips with the fact that Justin Bieber will be able to beat us up in a few years (if not already)

We all have to come to grips with the fact that Justin Bieber will be able to beat us up in a few years (if not already)

We all have to come to grips with the fact that Justin Bieber will be able to beat us up in a few years (if not already)

Jason Nawara

May 29 |10:34

Last Updated on Tue, 29 May 2012 11:02

Hopefully the fact that Justin Bieber is still afraid of the dark will off-set your fears of the teeny bopper receiving the best combat training money can buy, but it probably won't. A few years ago, many dreamt of bloodying the nose of the singer who my little sisters love dearly (much to my chagrin). Now, we need to face facts: the kid is a huge combat sports fan, he's training with Mike Tyson, he's walking out with Floyd Mayweather (which raises your fighting prowess by association) and he has nothing but lots of free time to train and lots of money to spend his training on.

Mark my words: Justin Bieber dethrones Jose Aldo in 2019 and becomes UFC featherweight champ.

What else can come from his training with Mike Tyson other than greatness? Watch the video after the jump.

Remember: if you are alone with an angry Bieber and he is cutting off your angles - head for the nearest light switch.

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-16 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:01

I love diddling justin bieber.

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-46 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:02

first by the way, fuck everyone else i am god.

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:41

cockfag!

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+22 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:06

Why the fu** does he have hes cap on when hes training?

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+40 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:07

you can tell he's training hard because he's wearing a baseball hat

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+14 # synthsis 2012-05-29 11:08

Man, he's leaving his chin wide open for a counter. Hands UP!

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+4 # I Live On Queer St. With Mir 2012-05-29 11:20

I don't think anyone thinks that, Jason.

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:23

Rock em sock em Bieber! Boxing is super easy when your arms stay at 90 degrees. I'm surprised Iron Mike puts up with that tip-tap $hit. My wife is going to leave me when she sees this :(

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+20 # Eade A. Chocha 2012-05-29 11:23

Oh yea wow...lot of power in those punches, see how much that bag moves.

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+45 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:25

6 months of sprawl training....jus t think what might happen

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+19 # MetalHeadCrow 2012-05-29 13:10

He'd be the one on top for the first time?

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-29 11:27

He would be great facing cyborg... cristiane cyborg

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+21 # TDM 2012-05-29 11:31

She would literally eat him in the ring.

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+1 # Eade A. Chocha 2012-05-30 07:36

If the fight took place in Miami...LSD Man AKA Causeway Cannibal AKA Miami Cannibal would eat his face

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+23 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:43

cyborg would rape him with her giant clit!

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0 # dkommel 2012-06-02 23:54

Dick*

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+16 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-29 11:29

That dude will have his head in a eightball of coke any day now. Think about all the stupid shit you did at 18 years old and then add the 105 million dollars he's worth to the equation.

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-10 # BigEyeGuy 2012-05-29 11:40

I will rape Justin Bieber in the asshole
You made me say it!

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:18

I was never into the beaver hate, but seeing this little pussy get the chance to train with Tyson, that started it. Aaaaaarghh

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:27

Don't you guys get the possible ramifications this might have? If Justin Bieber does become a bad ass fighter, or even a half way decent one, it would mean a huge shift of power on the internet. Who will all the internet nerds rip on when he can't just take their girlfriends but beat them up as well?

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:51

Bieber vs Mark Hunt Jr

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+2 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-29 16:43

Quoting Make this happen:

Bieber vs Mark Hunt Jr

well played sir, well played.

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-29 12:55

... does this mean MMA will one day soon get an apocalyptic influx of teenage girl fans?

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+17 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-29 13:01

lest we forget this...

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 13:26

The amount of hate this kid gets is unbelievable. He looks like a nice kid.

That being said, his music is garbage.
But isn't all top 40 music garbage?

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-29 14:06

Srsly, who the hell makes those lists? Zues' Frate Trane list is much better than that crap

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-30 12:29

Who doesn't hate wiggers who sag their skinny jeans and wear more jewelry than a female? These are a few reasons why some of us have hard feelings.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-29 14:39

not one of his combos includes a right cross. apparently only likes pawing jabs and snuggling hooks

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+18 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-29 14:54

You can't teach tough. And he hits like a girl. Guaranteed Selena hits harder than this.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-29 19:56

I was about to reply, "Damn that's cold! Selena's dead yo!" but then you probly aren't talking about the dead one...

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-30 00:47

I don't think Bieber was even born yet before the real Selena died. Wow, we old.

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+2 # Sambro 2012-05-29 15:30

Anderson Silva's heart is breaking as we speak.

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+13 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-29 16:45

Didn't Tyson talk about eating children just like this back in the day?

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+2 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-30 07:02

Who said anything about training? Tyson is just fattening him up a bit

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 17:24

And this is why not always the best boxers make the best coaches. Or maybe this is how they taught Tyson in the later years, who knows. Maybe Tyson thinks Bieber is really a girl, and to be honest, for a girl that might be good boxing and coordination.

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-29 19:00

This is why i love Middleeasy i wanted to keep it a secret but hey it's better you haters know, keep up the good work jason

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 19:54

Quoting Justin Bieber:

This is why i love Middleeasy i wanted to keep it a secret but hey it's better you haters know, keep up the good work jason

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know this is just a troll but... no one believe in toughness by association pal and you forget the people on here actually know what good technique look like... to reiterate AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 20:12

Hmmm baseball hat + jeans...I bet Jon Jones is wearing the same thing when he trains for Hendo

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+1 # KingGhidorah 2012-05-30 07:03

Don't forget the bottle of Jack as well

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-29 20:31

So many actually talented kids deserve this yet this asshole gets to? come on...

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+5 # Dill 2012-05-29 21:22

looks like Jake Shields

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0 # Guest 2012-05-30 00:58

this

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-30 00:51

He'll make a great addition... to women's MMA.

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-2 # purplechewbacca 2012-05-30 02:08

this girls standup looks a bit like jake shields...and tyson sounds like hes butt fucking the shit outta something...

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-30 12:42

Wow. Floyd Gayweather hanging out with a white person!? Without calling him racist!? What has the world come to?

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0 # Joe O. 2012-05-31 07:56

no

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2012-05-31 21:22

It looks like stop motion. The kid is stiff as board.

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