Good news, I visited Hong Kong this week. Bad news, there's not a giant autonomous Bruce Lee robot that greets you the moment you enter the city. Lost opportunity from the Chinese Board of Tourism. If Coachella can produce a holographic Tupac, the least China can do is give us Bruce Lee in the form of a black and yellow tracksuit-wearing cyborg. Oh wait, they already did that.
Everyone has imitated Bruce Lee in the confine of their living room and accidentally smacked a friend in the nose while spinning imaginary nunchucks. In the MMA industry, we just call that 'any given Friday night at Ben Fowlkes' house.' Bruce Lee is the reason you get out of bed every morning. He's the only reassurance the fashion industry has to justify anyone wearing a peasant shirt with amber sunglasses. I'm sure you've developed your own hypothesis as to who would prevail in a theoretical match-up between Bruce Lee and Royce Gracie. However, shame on you for not erecting an entire MMA match with plastic toy figures. Psh, and you call yourself an MMA fan.
Check out how the world would look like if all human beings were five inches tall and had multi-directional screws for joints in the video below. Props to ChokeWho for the find.