Here we have a battle royale style Street MMA match which looks to be instigated by the ultimate punctuation to any argument - the water splash. That's right, the childhood insult might as well be a Diaz brother middle finger in this wild Street MMA taking someplace in the ocean. Luckily for everyone involved they got a great low-impact workout to their legs and core. No doubt they will feel that tomorrow.

To break down the scene; like many Street MMA matches there is a discussion of the rules to start the video (Queensberry no doubt) until a dude decides to escalate the discussion to all out ocean brawl. Lot's of high level splashing takes place with a bit of stand and wang mixed in for good measure. Then they stumble around for a while until there is another gaggle of gentle splashes at the end to signify the finish of the match.

Thanks to Patty George who it looks like created a Twitter account just to send us this latest Street MMA match.

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+57 # TDM 2012-06-05 17:29

This is just pathetic. Shaved gorillas in what looks like a 20 on 5 "brawl" splashing water at each other for a minute like pussies.

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+35 # Guest 2012-06-05 19:57

The internet- a great place to go and watch videos of dripping wet pussies

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+17 # Guest 2012-06-06 00:28

i hope some knee caps the poof in the backwards hat who walked around for a dog shot and then moved to the back of the group...pussy

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0 # Guest 2012-06-06 11:00

Fake throwing something then follow up w/ punch = pussy move

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:33

Boy,that escalated quickly...

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+57 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:46

the big dude with the backwards cap is a total bitch he sneaks in throws a punch then runs away...douche.. ..

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+20 # Guest 2012-06-05 19:09

and then he does the exact same thing in the background when it's all over. I very much despise people like that.

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+24 # Guest 2012-06-05 20:07

*DONT SPLASH ME BRUH*....*NO U DONT SPLASH ME BRO*......*DONT SPLASH ME BRUH*....*NO U DONT SPLASH ME BRO*......~**~ massive girl slap~**~

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+12 # Master E 2012-06-05 22:25

We the readers of Middleeasy should challenge these punks to a rematch and let those folks that got ganged up on fight with us!

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-06 12:51

You didn't even mention how he's part of the group that way out numbers the others.
It's not even like these douches had some ladies around to impress, what is this?

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+17 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:42

I was worried about someone getting knocked out and drowning but then I saw the pool toy and felt relief

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+13 # Sambro 2012-06-05 17:43

I bet these guys wish they would have taken Matt Hammill's water traning class:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1GP16z8Ctc[/youtube]

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+5 # Guest 2012-06-06 01:31

Yeah, what about the ground game? That was entirely absent. WTF?

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+32 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:44

cheap-shot [censored]ry from mr hat-on-backward s - douche jock assholes

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+4 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-06-05 17:46

lmao wtf is this

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+21 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:47

That was some of the most pussified shit I've ever seen... Although it was 20 on 3 dude still had to sneak up and punch him

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-11 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:50

do you run your articles by Zues before you publish them?? this shit is wack

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-06 12:16

Zeus*

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+11 # Guest 2012-06-05 17:57

While watching this I kept thinking how similar it was to watching National Geographic.

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+43 # Badapple11 2012-06-05 18:02

Dude blindsided a kid that he out-weighed by 40 lbs. and didn't even daze him. Congrats bro.

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+21 # Guest 2012-06-05 19:58

then he ran the fuck away...... what a tough guy

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+11 # Guest 2012-06-05 18:34

Bro-down. That was pretty bizarre.

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+22 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-06-05 18:54

If they tried to ph balance test that water its testosterone ratio would be 14:1

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+19 # Guest 2012-06-05 18:55

Looks like the cast from Jersey Shore have been watching too much UFC.

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+7 # Chrislovesmma 2012-06-05 20:12

the big group is full of douchebags who wouldn't even fight one on one given the chance and still have to rely on sucker punches.

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+12 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-06-05 20:40

Alcohol + Fighting in water seems like the dumbest/most dangerous thing ever. But shoutout to the guy who hit next on his Ipod as soon as the Lil Wayne song came on.

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+1 # @dneighbor 2012-06-05 21:54

That was a crazy cheap-shot. No heart whatsoever. At least jump me on dry land you tool!

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+3 # Guest 2012-06-05 22:26

What a pathetic sight, white bastards.

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+15 # Guest 2012-06-06 00:26

30 guys and no girls? What kind of lame party is this?

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-06 01:53

Oh I didn't know the Women's Waterpolo event started this early?

Thought the Olympics were in July.

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-06 02:50

that guy who stole that boy is a straight pussy!I cant stand someone like that. Just a meathead picking on someone weaker and then after he hit him he moved away from tha crowd probably because he's scared to death to go to the lock up were theres people who would take his heart & possibly more from his punk ass. straight pussy in my book!!!

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+6 # Guest 2012-06-06 03:52

haha thanks for the props. Thats hilarious cause I did not create an account just to send you that. I dont tweet much but love the "lesson in street mma" threads and thought you'd like this one

@ 0:51...that big gorilla bitch closest to us who starts the fight...biggest bitch of the whole group. Keep an eye on him alone. He suckers buddy, then bounces around like a school girl when the fight breaks out that he isnt a part of.

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-06-06 09:25

Looks like New Jersey.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-06 09:52

holy fuck that's a lot of posers in one place.
I loath my age group so much...

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-06 12:18

Bro, you got me hair gel wet, bro! WTF bro! How am I gonna get mad bitches with wet hair gel, bro!?

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-06 12:49

It's nice to see America's future congressmen and wall street bankers enjoying their youth, you know, before they all get down to the serious business of ruining the country.

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-06 19:20

And hiring prostitutes for cocaine parties in the penthouses of New York.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-06 15:46

lets find out who baseball cap guy is...and beat the shit out of him

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-06 21:28

"Come splash me bro!" in place of "Come at me bro!" ?

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-06 22:28

i was the one who sucker puched that guy xD

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0 # Guest 2012-06-07 15:30

They look like the "2001: A Space Odyssey" cast!

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0 # Sapp Time 2012-06-08 04:56

I think this video takes the number 3 spot in Gayest shit I have seen this year

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0 # Guest 2012-06-08 07:19

I love this site because you guys always show us some free pussy.

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