If you want to get fans to spill their beers and hop out of their seats, all a fighter needs to do is 'Yvel' on someone and you're guaranteed to have a hysterical audience...and an unconscious ref. Whenever Gilbert Yvel fights, its like he shoves explosive sticks of 'IDontGiveADamnamite' in his gloves and ignites it right on his opponent's face. It's an understatement that Gilbert Yvel has as temper. The dude's temper has a temper. Yvel is one of the few if not the only MMA fighter who was disqualified due to knocking the referee out cold and then kicking him afterward. It's straight violent...ly hilarious. Gilbert Yvel wasn't born. He just ripped through his mother's womb and started ground and pounding the doctor.

On Friday, the Nevada State Athletic Commission granted Gilbert Yvel a one-fight license to let Yvel 'prove himself again'. Not sure what he has to prove, dude's genetics were replaced with explosions and right jabs. Don't be surprised if Gilbert jumps in the cage with a Klingon deathsword and starts slicing every neck within a mile of him. Even if that happened, I wouldnt be surprised. It's Gilbert Yvel man. It shouldnt surprise anyone. Dude has been disqualified for biting (Yes, Mike Tyson style) and my personal favorite, eye gouging. Gilbert Yvel isnt out there to win, he's out to to claim souls. [Source]

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0 # Guest 2009-10-18 01:26

Fuck yeah.

They better rehire Big John McCarthy or they're gonna have some unconscious refs on their hands.

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0 # Senor Stab Wound 2009-10-18 12:02

Haha yeah

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