If you meet Karo Parisyan on the streets of Hollywood and he isn't telling the truth, then you're not talking to Karo Parisyan. You've met an imposter. Turn around and find another Armenian that has astronomically insane judo skills. Actually, MiddleEasy is based on the edge of Thai Town and Little Armenia in Hollywood, and I would be lying if I told you that I haven't seen Karo Parisyan roaming around the streets at odd hours of the night. He's part of the Hollywood Armenian cartel, a group of guys that like to approach people by yelling 'Bro' as if it were a question. In Little Armenia 90% of the women appear to be related to Kim Kardashian, which essentially means you can colonize an entirely new civilization on the surface area of their backsides.

Whenever I see Karo Parisyan in Hollywood, I want to just tell him 'Come at me bro' but I've yet to work out a contingency plan if he truly did come at me. If he did, then I would just tell him that I published this interview with CageReligion on MiddleEasy of him going nuts on the Nevada State Athletic Commission -- and hope that he slowly backs off.

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+19 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-06-09 15:01

Of course, bro. When you can't handle the repercussions, automatically everyone is racist. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuu re

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+18 # Guest 2012-06-09 15:34

i'm an asshole. i'm so full of myself. i just don't get it. i'm gonna continue to be a delusional douchebag and i will continue to have shitty things happen to me. my attitude sucks and i will never learn that that is my biggest downfall.

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+2 # KingGhidorah 2012-06-10 18:19

Ummm.. Karo.

You spelled your last name wrong.

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+8 # Guest 2012-06-09 16:50

So sad about this guy, he looked great in the UFC, he was title shot material, then everything went terribly bad, and look at him now, he's not even lowest promotions material :(

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+13 # Guest 2012-06-10 03:06

Anyone remember when this pain killer popping egomaniac asked Nate Diaz "Do you know who I am!?" on Nate's TUF season?

I bet he asks that now to everyone, but with an entirely different inflection.

and ps, judges were picking on the douchebag, not the Armenian guy.

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+9 # Guest 2012-06-10 06:03

Everyone knows that NSAC is run by Turks.

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-10 06:41

fuck armenians. they' re all scumbag liars.

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-10 09:26

"You Jordanian piece of crap"

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+2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-06-10 12:35

Why the fuck is anyone asking about Karo Parisyan at all anymore?

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+2 # Some Guy 2012-06-10 19:52

Who is this?

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-11 09:00

Come on. You may not like the guy, but he was pretty straight up and not disrespectful. He's right too, although he might be in denial about the pill problem. I know anxiety and depression and it's a bitch. PEDs are far worse because they help you WIN. The shit he was taking takes away your motivation to train and sure as shit doesn't make you a better fighter. He needs help, not people dissing him. Have a fucking heart.

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0 # Guest 2012-06-11 18:26

Karo vs Diego... One of the most EPIC MMA fights EVER.

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