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Karo Parisyan questions if the NSAC was 'picking on the Armenian guy' in his previous suspension

If you meet Karo Parisyan on the streets of Hollywood and he isn't telling the truth, then you're not talking to Karo Parisyan. You've met an imposter. Turn around and find another Armenian that has astronomically insane judo skills. Actually, MiddleEasy is based on the edge of Thai Town and Little Armenia in Hollywood, and I would be lying if I told you that I haven't seen Karo Parisyan roaming around the streets at odd hours of the night. He's part of the Hollywood Armenian cartel, a group of guys that like to approach people by yelling 'Bro' as if it were a question. In Little Armenia 90% of the women appear to be related to Kim Kardashian, which essentially means you can colonize an entirely new civilization on the surface area of their backsides.

Whenever I see Karo Parisyan in Hollywood, I want to just tell him 'Come at me bro' but I've yet to work out a contingency plan if he truly did come at me. If he did, then I would just tell him that I published this interview with CageReligion on MiddleEasy of him going nuts on the Nevada State Athletic Commission -- and hope that he slowly backs off.


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