If you took every single kung-fu flick that you watched when you were a kid, shoved it into 'God's suggestion' box and wrote him a note that said 'Please make a Brazilian guy that's all of this', the end result would be Anderson Silva. He is everything Jean Claude Van Damme pretended to be in the early 90s. It's also interesting to note that Green Lantern has a ring that grants him the ability to create any weapon imaginable and use it against an enemy. There's one catch, Green Lantern can't use his ring against anything that is yellow. Anderson Silva rocking yellow shorts his entire MMA career a coincidence? Not a chance. Anderson has already planned ahead.

Now it appears Anderson Silva has fully expressed his Michael Jackson obsession through the cover of Brazil's upcoming issue of Rolling Stone. When you're the best in the world, they call you Anderson Silva -- and you can put on whatever silly studded white glove you want. [Source]

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+1 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:09

oh man lol

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-10 # Sambro 2012-06-14 12:08

Here's Anderson hugging his favorite cartoon character:

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-06-14 14:35

Then a dance off

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-9 # synthsis 2012-06-14 10:10

days doing photoshoots are days when he should be training for his fight with Uncle Chael.

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+22 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:31

Quoting synthsis:

days doing photoshoots are days when he should be training for his fight with Uncle Chael.

Right, because Chael never goes on tv shows or podcasts.. Cuz fighters have no life outside of training either

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+3 # synthsis 2012-06-14 10:36

Quoting UncleSilva:

Quoting synthsis:

days doing photoshoots are days when he should be training for his fight with Uncle Chael.

Right, because Chael never goes on tv shows or podcasts.. Cuz fighters have no life outside of training either

Uncle Chael exists on a different plane, where time and space converge so he can train and run his mouth on TV at the same time. The day of reckoning is soon upon you.

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-9 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:42

Quoting synthsis:

Quoting UncleSilva:

Quoting synthsis:

days doing photoshoots are days when he should be training for his fight with Uncle Chael.

Right, because Chael never goes on tv shows or podcasts.. Cuz fighters have no life outside of training either

Uncle Chael exists on a different plane, where time and space converge so he can train and run his mouth on TV at the same time. The day of reckoning is soon upon you.

Touché lol

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+4 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:16

MW - GOAT

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-6 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:19

he's the man that can do anything and nobody could ever say a word...
say what you want about his behaviour, but imagine if you were the closest a human being could be from chuck norris and bruce lee.. i would never ask a woman to have sex again, i would just strip their clothes wherever they were

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+24 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:23

So if you were Anderson Silva you would rape people, got it.

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-4 # Guest 2012-06-14 18:38

yep...
damn you society

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+14 # Guest 2012-06-14 10:20

i do the same thing everyday in my bathroom before i take a shower.., but I've never been on the fucking rolling stone cover. that's unfair lol....

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+16 # Twinny 2012-06-14 11:52

He's a BAD man. Definitely DANGEROUS. His rematch with Sonnen will be a THRILLER.

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+37 # Absinthe 2012-06-14 12:03

Anderson will never top Rashad´s cameo

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+10 # Guest 2012-06-14 12:19

This is genius...

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-10 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-06-14 12:26

I hope when Anderson gets the triangle locked in this time he doesn't let go.

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-11 # Guest 2012-06-14 12:28

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+4 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-06-14 12:41

The GOAT.. period!! the man has had success across 3-4 weight classes (167, 175, 185, 205) has the greatest highlight reel in MMA history(mimicki ng other fighters mid fight, matrix dodging, jab K.Os, muy boran elbow, front kick, craftily set up subs etc)the first man to beat mach sakurai(20 fight win streak) has been fighting as long as shot legends such as Wanderlai, big nog(he's older than big nog & Fedor) and company and looks as good as ever even though he's had the wear & tear of pro boxing, chutebox sparring,sparri ng with JDS & other heavyweights, not to mention numerous muy thai matches.. appreciate greatness!! his career's coming to a close and we'll never see another like him....

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-1 # IceColdShadow 2012-06-14 16:40

if it was a muay boran elbow/technique he would have been disqualified... .just muay thai...

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+2 # Guest 2012-06-14 13:09

Jesus Juice is a PED.

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-4 # SkeetEmUp 2012-06-14 15:27

makes sense. MJ molested children with his penis, Silva molests his opponents with his striking.

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-3 # Guest 2012-06-14 15:29

Lets go Uncle Shell... LETS GO!!

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-14 15:46

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=BvNtG lBVihg[/youtube ]

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-1 # Guest 2012-06-14 20:07

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