A great substitute for a motorcycle is your shoes. They can take you places bikes can't even begin imagine to travel to -- like navigating a flight of stairs. Your shoes can traverse your bedroom, bathroom and back to your bedroom without noxious fumes being released in the air. Try it out sometime, you'll be saving the environment. Of course, the alternate would be to equip yourself in a leather vest and ride a Victory Bike into the Northern California sunset. At least that's what the former UFC heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez, did when LayzieTheSavage shoved a camera in his face last week.
Speaking of leather vests, I wonder how many points of armor that adds to Cain Velasquez. It's not like equipping a suit of chain mail armor, but I guess it protects the body against the elements -- and any encounters with monsters he may find in a dungeon.
Check out this video of Cain Velasquez opening up about his love for Victory bikes. Don't worry Dana White, he talks about Harley Davidson too. Take it easy, Dana.