I have no use for tablet technology beyond having one in my lap when I'm playing DayZ. Give me a tower PC or implant something into my brain, no in between. I can't wait for the day when we are fed our proteins through a tube and I can post articles on MiddleEasy.com while suspended in some life-sustaining gelatin like in The Matrix with my dog floating next to me. But for now, we will have this quaint little period in our technological history where we salivate over tablets created by precious earth elements that we will probably need to use on something much more innovative in the future. We're already curing the blind, c'mon Google, you need to put some cash into nanotechnology, not tablets!
These ninja's don't care about my feelings on the rapidly approaching singularity though, they want Georges St. Pierre's brand new Nexus 7, and they will resort to violence to get one because they didn't have the foresight to pre-order.
Thanks to Steve McAwesome for the find!