Roger Huerta is the godfather of ‘A lesson in street MMA’. In fact, unless your name is Roger Huerta, getting into a fight outside of a nightclub is silly and should be avoided at all costs. If you use Google’s infinite library of videos depicting bouncers and their altercations with rowdy patrons, you’ll find a slew of one-punch retaliations that are equally MiddleEasy worthy.  Let’s face it: Pushing a bouncer is never a good idea.  We know that alcohol and/or bath salts make you feel like you’re a lot tougher than you are, but bouncers’ full-time jobs include neutralizing a conflict before it gets out of hand. Lessons in street MMA are always looking out for you. Take today’s episode as a stern warning that a right hook works just as well in MMA as it does on a Saturday night in the streets of Toronto.

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+6 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-07-12 19:03

Fuckin' door man...

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+16 # Guest 2012-07-13 04:58

I never understood why people do the "shove and talk shit" and try to look tough thing...


If you don't throw the first punch, you probably get hit by it.

See example above

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-13 04:59

Bet he has a huge dick...

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+19 # Guest 2012-07-13 05:04

Will someone please explain to me why Ed Soares is trolling for gay sex on MiddleEasy?

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-13 05:58

Can't be letting pregant and old bitches runnin' round the club...

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+28 # Guest 2012-07-12 19:05

Knocks him out then walks across the corpse.

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+28 # TDM 2012-07-12 19:05

Stepping on the guy as he walks away. This is a whole new level of amazing.

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-13 04:52

punched him out of his dress shirt, then got world star'd, sticker'd and walked on

so so so good

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-13 07:06

I don't care if your physique is on a Phil Baroni level: If you are hanging outside a club with your shirt completely unbuttoned, you deserve to get KTFO'd.

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-5 # Guest 2012-07-12 19:06

It's ABOOT TIME

silly canadians c:

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+20 # Guest 2012-07-12 19:31

"Round 2 round 2! Fight!" Was that Rosenthal reffing this one?

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+9 # juice lee 2012-07-12 19:33

trains with hendo during the day...

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+7 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-12 19:49

GSPs bodyguard can get a finish

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+23 # Guest 2012-07-12 20:05

Who fucks with a bouncer, especially a large black one

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+20 # Guest 2012-07-12 21:02

This is what happens when you pack a city full of Maple Leafs, Blue Jays, and Raptors fans and force them to drink Molson and Labatt. A lot of pent-up frustration and disappointment leads to drunken idiocy like this.

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+2 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-12 22:34

so true hahah, angry torontonians we are

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-12 22:47

One punch

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-07-12 23:00

Kermit the Frog is a World Star fan?

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0 # KingGhidorah 2012-07-13 07:14

Kermit the Frog aka Gegard Mousasi

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+5 # 23Xtreme 2012-07-12 23:29

Haha anybody else thought it was funny the way he walked away?

He walked away like oh shit, here comes the popo..!

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+11 # Guest 2012-07-13 03:13

Wasn't black he's asian, name is Jung. Used to work with him and that was right in front of Century Room on King street

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-13 03:24

Yup thats him alright, he's in a lot of commercials like this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=812XY5xbdqo

he's the one in the wrestling singlet and headgear

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-13 04:49

tell him to say hi to war machine for me

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-13 03:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-13 04:15

Six months of sprawl training...

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+3 # TeamBlackHouse 2012-07-13 05:50

Why do the people with the worst video cameras phones always record these videos. It's like watching a clip with a 4:1 ratio or something almost.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-13 06:19

Nightclubs: the only place where the best customers of the business get beat up instead of having bonus or summa.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-13 06:24

Good friend of mine. For him to react like that - I know that FOOL deserved that.

He's a teddy bear to be honest. One of the nicest guys you can meet. To bad he met the guy that rarely anyone has to meet.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-13 08:17

in all honesty, the bouncer went heaps over board. my mum runs a hospital, just the other day a 18 year old was brought in cause he was punched in the face and hit the ground with his head, he died hours later...

couple each month die like this or become brain dead... 1 punch isnt as innocent as it seems like in the movies

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-13 11:37

Sometimes people need to be punched in the face. Odds are, unbuttoned shirt guy trying to push the bouncer was one of those people.

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+2 # TeamBlackHouse 2012-07-13 15:04

Quoting Shamownage:

Sometimes people need to be punched in the face. Odds are, unbuttoned shirt guy trying to push the bouncer was one of those people.

Yeah I agree, but at the end of the day like saywhat is saying .. I know of the exact example he is talking about as well a king hit one innocent punch can kill a guy. No matter how drunk, obnoxious even racist or whatever another person is being it's better just to walk away. We didn't see what happened before that punch but imagine if that guy landed the wrong way and died then that bouncer would been in jail for murder or manslaughter is it really worth it at the end of the day. I can't talk cause I've lashed out like this in the past but in hindsight it's never worth it. At least just restrain the guy or do whatever else to avoid hitting him ... even though it makes for great viewing :S

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-15 07:25

I agree. As amusing as it is to watch a drunken fuckwad get clocked, I can't help but think about the possible brain trauma when his head hits the concrete. I have a friend that lost his sense of smell and is deaf in one ear thanks to a drunken asshole that responded to words with a punch.

In spite of the fact that I'm a reasonably well-trained fighter, I avoid street fights at all costs. It isn't worth it, even if the jackass that's trying to start something would look a lot better missing his front teeth.

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-5 # Guest 2012-07-13 08:42

Wow people from Toronto have alot of agression , must come from all the ugly chicks in that city and in the clubs hahahahaha what a bunch of losers those anglo idiots hahahah

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-13 12:01

hahahaaha you're such a comedian. why dont you go flip some cars and complain some more about paying the lowest tuition in the country and make me laugh some more

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-2 # Guest 2012-07-13 10:36

Typical cunt bouncer, punch people who are to drunk to fight. Inbred gorillas biggest talent is standing by a door.

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-3 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2012-07-13 10:50

See K1? This is what Ubereem has to do nowadays.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-13 13:29

Jesus. Does this really pass as okay behaviour these days?

I'm not gonna defend the drunk dude. Pushing a bouncer is not a good idea and if that guy was looking for a fight he would have very easily found one anywhere else. Still, heat of the moment notwithstanding , the bouncer's job is not to give the guy the fight he's looking for.

Take him off your property, physically throw him out if you have to. Don't lay him out with a punch to the jaw and don't fucking step on him after his head hits the concrete. God damn.

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0 # Hairy Potter 2012-07-13 14:14

That's exactly what I see as okay behaviour.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-13 16:31

I am not crazy about these street fight vids either tbh, it's just violence. One well trained big guy sucker punching a drunk and belligerent normal dude. It's just violence. People die from smacking their head in such episodes. He was lucky he crumpled instead of toppling over.

However, these aforementioned drunk and belligerent people need to know there are guys out there who won't take that shit, and will hurt them.

Best case scenario is if the drunk guy learned a valuable lesson, and the bouncer gets thrown in jail.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-13 17:21

Typical douchebag on douchebag violence

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