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Rampage Jackson thinks Chael Sonnen 'sucks' and that he needs to leave the UFC

Back in 2003, I applied to be a junior scientist at NASA and a janitor inside an adult film store in Tucson, Arizona. Within a couple weeks, I received notification that I was turned down for both positions. Apparently I just wasn't good enough to be a scientist at NASA, nor did I have the skills to operate a mop inside the bathroom at an adult peep show. I spent the rest of the day eating rotisserie chicken at Boston Market and walking around at the local mall, helplessly staring at all the things I couldn't afford. That year, I ended up pulling a gross income of $0.00. If it weren't for student loans, I would have been a malnourished zombie walking around the University of Arizona campus. I was 100% certain I would pull some form of income that year. Instead, I spent nearly nine months perfecting my Halo sniping game.

That year, my entire life was overflowing with 'suck.' Rampage Jackson would have undoubtedly made fun of my existence. Now eight years later, Rampage has decided that Chael Sonnen 'sucks' and that he needs to leave the UFC. Fortunately for myself, Rampage doesn't even know that I exist. Amazing.

Check out this MMA Elite video of Rampage Jackson taking shots at Chael Sonnen and Forrest Griffin exactly in that order.


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