Back in 2003, I applied to be a junior scientist at NASA and a janitor inside an adult film store in Tucson, Arizona. Within a couple weeks, I received notification that I was turned down for both positions. Apparently I just wasn't good enough to be a scientist at NASA, nor did I have the skills to operate a mop inside the bathroom at an adult peep show. I spent the rest of the day eating rotisserie chicken at Boston Market and walking around at the local mall, helplessly staring at all the things I couldn't afford. That year, I ended up pulling a gross income of $0.00. If it weren't for student loans, I would have been a malnourished zombie walking around the University of Arizona campus. I was 100% certain I would pull some form of income that year. Instead, I spent nearly nine months perfecting my Halo sniping game.

That year, my entire life was overflowing with 'suck.' Rampage Jackson would have undoubtedly made fun of my existence. Now eight years later, Rampage has decided that Chael Sonnen 'sucks' and that he needs to leave the UFC. Fortunately for myself, Rampage doesn't even know that I exist. Amazing.

Check out this MMA Elite video of Rampage Jackson taking shots at Chael Sonnen and Forrest Griffin exactly in that order.

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+14 # freakintony 2012-07-16 15:19

silly rampage

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0 # Sambro 2012-07-17 13:12

Rampage is the biggest crybaby in the UFC. "Why won't you give me tailor made fight?"

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0 # Guest 2012-07-18 07:18

His been washed out for years Eastman chuck and Wand were shells of the fighters they were when he fought them apart from that his done nothing Apart from whine about his fans the ufc and anything else ,,

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-16 15:22

Corn nuts crunch are like 10x louder then when I last remember eating them like a decade ago, wtf did you do kraft?!

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-16 19:35

Can't believe that Goldberg saying "Corn nuts, corn to the core." would actually work but I guess here's proof.

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0 # Sambro 2012-07-17 11:24

LOL! I just had some corn nuts recently too. The Ranch flavor is the shit.

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+39 # Guest 2012-07-16 15:37

More people want to listen to Chael interviews than to Rampage interviews.

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-18 # Guest 2012-07-16 15:38

Aaaaaaanddd STILLLLLLLLL! The best interviewee

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+7 # MMAsRonJeremy 2012-07-16 22:47

MiddleEasy might not be the place for you, buddy.

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+32 # StGutFree 2012-07-16 16:11

I can't remember the last time I gave a shit about rampage........ .

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+21 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-07-16 16:17

Rampage should be more concerned he's gonna get merked by Glover Texieria

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+1 # Sambro 2012-07-17 11:25

^That's gonna be an awesome fight.

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+1 # Paul Harris 2012-07-17 13:00

The best part is that when he loses he wont be able to use his 'damn wrestlers!' excuse that he thinks is effective.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-17 04:48

Shut up moron

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-16 16:19

chael > Rampage

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-16 16:30

all this fat [censored] knows what 2 do is to bitch , blame dana, blame the organisation , blame his own fans and lastly make commercials of himself raping women or shemales. Bitch should do the sport a favour and leave. Chael would beat the shit out of that silly face he has .

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+13 # pubahs 2012-07-16 16:32

Do ya think that...uh...how 'd ya think...uhm...w hat what'd you think..

T-T-Today Junior!

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+24 # KingGhidorah 2012-07-16 16:33

Rampage vs. Sonnen. Make it happen

Legendary shit talkers collide

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+8 # juice lee 2012-07-17 00:52

I feel like chael would win.. because rampage hates wrestlers. chael would lay on an pillow punch the fuck out of rampage. which would lead to a UD. rampage would then cry about how dana fucked him over and how chael didn't come to fight then he'd go down the list lashing out at everyone on the planet for his loss

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0 # Guest 2012-07-16 16:36

i think rampage sucks and needs to leave the ufc, just my opinion though

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+16 # GrimsGrind 2012-07-16 16:40

rampage speakin his mind...Not to mention he'd tittyfuck half the nerds in the comment section....nerd s

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-16 16:45

not only do i think chael would beat him in a fight, im pretty upset that a former world reknown fellow shit talker, that you cant tell when trolling, doesnt enjoy chael. rampage you just bummed me out.

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+12 # Guest 2012-07-16 16:54

Is there gonna be some black on white crime?

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+3 # SpilledBagofIce 2012-07-16 17:04

Anyone else think 'Page is just trying to hype up and lobby for a potential big payday fight if Chael moves up to 205.

That's my guess... call him RamPAID Jackson.

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-16 18:11

If Chael actually does move up to 205 this wouldn't be a bad fight to make happen. For the shit talking alone it would be worthwhile.

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-16 19:54

rampage looked impressive against bader LOL

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0 # MirrorFighter 2012-07-16 19:56

Rampage and his first world problems

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-6 # Guest 2012-07-16 19:58

Rampage means ironic in ebonics.

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-16 21:58

If Rampage is tired of guys taking him down, he's barking up the wrong tree.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-16 23:57

I remember staying awake until 5.30am to watch Rampage Macihada back in Autumn/Winter 2010 expecting an expect war after watcing all the standard UFC hyp promo's..and Rampage was shit wouldn't pull the trigger and slow...then somehow won the fight...as well as losing sleep that night/morning I lost my love for Rampage

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-5 # Guest 2012-07-17 00:47

Come on man machida was dancing around like a fairy for the first 2 rounds. Rampage pushed the pace in both. Machida came back and won the third after rampage was gassed from chasing humankind a cage for 10 minutes. Rampage was also gracious and offered a rematch. This guy has always been good entertainment. And you lost your "love" for him? Jesus

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-17 09:11

The nigguh made me stay up until 5.30am and didn't do shit...fuck you man I like my sleep

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-2 # Guest 2012-07-17 00:50

Opps "him around" the cage, not humankind. Lol

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-17 01:15

mma "fans" are quick to forget, sure he isnt the fighter he used to be but how the hell can you forget shogun fight, arona fight, wanderlei trilogy, chuck koD ?? couple of the most brutal knockouts and THE most brutal bodyslam... give the man a break we all get old!!

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-17 04:02

he is right 100 percent.

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-6 # Guest 2012-07-17 05:59

Rampage, go back to starring in B list movies and raping trannies you bum

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-5 # GrimsGrind 2012-07-17 08:59

Nerd.

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-17 19:55

Rampage admits himself that hes a big kid who loves to lay around playing video games all day. Would that make him a nerd or just another lazy ass Kneegrow?

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+4 # SkeetEmUp 2012-07-17 06:03

fighter or not, 30-something year olds shouldn't have mohawks.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-17 06:27

Rampage, shit, I almost forgot about him LOL. And talking shit about Chael? C'mon son, at least Chael fights! You back up like a pussy and whine your lazy ass off about how you hate UFC, Dana blablablabla, when's The A-Team II coming out dog? Texeira is gonna give you the baddest and most deserving ass whooping ever.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-17 08:03

chael needs to be the one to give rampage his walking papers and retire that guy

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-17 11:48

Rampage is just 1 step above Bob sapp

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0 # Guest 2012-07-17 16:57

Which would make him how many steps above you?

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-3 # Guest 2012-07-18 07:13

Not many as i go out on my sword and train for my fights and dont blame the world when i get smoked plus i would rape u and ur hole family sorvorpin gym come gets some bitch

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0 # Guest 2012-07-18 22:48

No one believes you, homie. Train MT all you want, I'll still lace you up.

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-17 20:25

Some of the comments on here about Rampage just shows how fickle fans can be..

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0 # werd 2012-11-22 11:33

I agree 100%. Sonnen sucks, he's full of crap, he should leave like he said he would after he got his ass beat.

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