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If CNN says MMA cures terrorists then it must be true

America is the only country in which cheese enclosed inside of an aerosol can is perfectly acceptable. Some third world countries don't have water to hydrate their families and we have entire theme parks filled with the stuff. It's easy to hate the US for being entirely too awesome, but when Captain America is defending the country, that hate is met with blockbuster movie earnings and an infinite amount of merchandise spin offs. Sure America has done a lot of twisted stuff to other countries in the past. However, when we give the world stuff like Xbox 360, Chael Sonnen, iPhones, American Apparel V-Neck shirts, and Maria Menounos -- you kind of have to let some stuff slide. Sorry Japan for that whole Hiroshima thing. Iraq, my sincerest apology for confusing you guys with Afghanistan after September 11th. America still kicks ass, unfortunately when Bush was in office, we just forget whose ass to kick.

So there's terrorists out there, and they hate America. Jokes on you, playa. We hate you too. That's why we make entire first person shooter games dedicated to eradicating your existence. However, now that you're using mixed martial arts to replace the senseless hate that you've held in your heart against freedom -- that's something we can get behind. Check out this CNN video and get to know Usman Raja, a guy that is rehabilitating former terrorists by throwing them inside a cage and getting them acquainted with the world of MMA. The official CNN video is in three parts, and it's damn worth your time.


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