America is the only country in which cheese enclosed inside of an aerosol can is perfectly acceptable. Some third world countries don't have water to hydrate their families and we have entire theme parks filled with the stuff. It's easy to hate the US for being entirely too awesome, but when Captain America is defending the country, that hate is met with blockbuster movie earnings and an infinite amount of merchandise spin offs. Sure America has done a lot of twisted stuff to other countries in the past. However, when we give the world stuff like Xbox 360, Chael Sonnen, iPhones, American Apparel V-Neck shirts, and Maria Menounos -- you kind of have to let some stuff slide. Sorry Japan for that whole Hiroshima thing. Iraq, my sincerest apology for confusing you guys with Afghanistan after September 11th. America still kicks ass, unfortunately when Bush was in office, we just forget whose ass to kick.

So there's terrorists out there, and they hate America. Jokes on you, playa. We hate you too. That's why we make entire first person shooter games dedicated to eradicating your existence. However, now that you're using mixed martial arts to replace the senseless hate that you've held in your heart against freedom -- that's something we can get behind. Check out this CNN video and get to know Usman Raja, a guy that is rehabilitating former terrorists by throwing them inside a cage and getting them acquainted with the world of MMA. The official CNN video is in three parts, and it's damn worth your time.

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+8 # TDM 2012-07-23 17:59

Before I watch these videos may I say that the banner pic is one of the more randomly hilarious things I've seen on the site and for some reason made me laugh out loud.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-24 09:22

Funny or not, random or selected, let this banner serve as a reminder to us all. A reminder that lego men are indeed still relevant in the world we live in today, at this time, in this moment, for all to see.

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-2 # synthsis 2012-07-23 18:01

so wait.....you give a guy just released from jail on terror charges MORE weapons in his arsenal? yea, this is going to work out well.

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-23 19:55

you dont fight... do you...

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-23 18:18

Really I hate the news, its MMA not teaching cagefighting. CNN is shit

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+8 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-07-23 19:18

So it would seem that MMA is simultaneously destroying the moral fiber of American AND saving us from terrorists.

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-23 19:57

Wait MMA (or vigorous exorcise in general) releves stress, anger, and agression? Who would have thought... oh right... anyone who has actually done it...

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-23 23:13

All exorcisms have to be vigorous. The devil is one stubborn mother fucker.

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+3 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-07-23 20:00

Sorry for Hiroshima, but I'll be DAMNED if I apologize for Nagasaki.

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+8 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-23 20:55

Remember when the UFC put a guy named "Razak Al-Hassan" on a Fight for the Troops card at a military base? lolol

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+2 # Some Guy 2012-07-24 03:15

These look like the guys that shot Doc Brown.

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0 # StGutFree 2012-07-24 03:46

LOL

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-24 07:22

can picture it now. one gets signed. reaches the prep point... takes off clothes... boooooom!

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0 # Guest 2012-07-24 10:07

If these butt holes were hung by their toes and forced to tazer box, that'd be too good for 'em.

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