If you want to have an entertaining Christmas, bet double your life savings on Chris Horodecki and watch in disbelief as Anthony Njokuani separates his Horodecki's neck from his head with a well-placed high kick at WEC 43. That's right, bet money you don't even have. It's a good way to ensure that you'll spend most of your free time crying in a corner for the remainder of the month. Anthony Njokuani still owes me money for betting against him. The audacity of this guy. When I see him roaming backstage at a UFC event, I'll be sure to let him know of his thoughtless atrocity to my bank account. Perhaps this metallic worm looking thing emerging from Njokuani's hyper-inflated wrist is the universe getting even.

Anthony Njokuani's hand is the direct result of fighting someone from Evolve MMA. Earlier this month on UFC on Fuel TV: Munoz vs. Weidman, Njokuani fought Rafael dos Anjos with a broken hand and managed to lose a unanimous decision against the Brazilian fighter. Njokuani had surgery to repair his appendage and we suggest he file a class-action lawsuit against the doctor for splicing his DNA with a red oak tree. There's so much going on in this picture Anthony Njokuani tweeted that I feel my ears getting numb just comprehending it. Here, you guys try it. Figure that nonsense out.

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-23 22:34

Jesus.. I hope he gets better.

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-2 # Sambro 2012-07-24 15:06

I had no idea how much Anthony loved ASS.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-23 22:34

Holy Shit

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+49 # 23Xtreme 2012-07-23 22:38

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-24 00:20

Ernest is gangsta. Baller score 1000!

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+10 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-23 22:48

Eh, just looks like a moldy hand

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+8 # pride_power 2012-07-23 23:19

i didnt order a jacket potato!

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+9 # Sporadik 2012-07-23 23:54

That ain't from fighting or sparring mma, thats from whooping tricks.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-24 00:59

OMG !!!!!

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+43 # Guest 2012-07-24 01:06

Why is it that I instinctively know that nothing in the first paragraph of a middleeasy post is actually worth reading?

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-24 08:24

THAT is fucking hilarious. Seinfeld-esque. Because its true

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0 # Sambro 2012-07-24 12:35

The first paragraph is the only one I read.

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0 # Kieran McNairn 2012-07-26 03:24

because its written in the opposite way to a regular news article where all the relevant information is generally in the first paragraph.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-24 03:35

gonna have a hard time beating his long african penis with that shit my friend

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-24 03:58

Most guys would probably continue the beatings, just hoping it spreads...

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+8 # Action_Hank 2012-07-24 05:05

"Take my strong hand"

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-24 05:34

Thats why happens when you start fisting random bar girls in Thai Land.

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-24 05:42

elephant man

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-1 # TDM 2012-07-24 06:40

Jeebus, there's a hole in your hand.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-24 07:13

more like ENThony

lord of the rings, thank you, hold your applause

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+7 # boloblack 2012-07-24 07:45

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0 # wyldeman99 2012-07-24 07:47

sick i just puked a little in my mouth

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-24 08:26

Can you snowball it to me...

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0 # Guest 2012-07-24 10:00

Bath salts

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-24 12:11

Proof that there are reptilan alien shapeshifters among us

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