I guess the equivalent to me losing a title fight would be a 2005-era Jason playing vanilla World of Warcraft and missing the roll on Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, then getting a text by a 50 pound heavier WoW player saying "hey, shame you don't have Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian too, bro. I'm going to go teleport to Kharazhan, Medivh's haunted castle that won't open until the next expansion - Burning Crusade."

Everyone knows very few people in this world get to upgrade their belts to 'legendary', and unfortunately for Urijah Faber, he missed out on his chance to place the UFC interim bantamweight title around his waist to gain +10 in rawsomicity. That doesn't mean he can't get a digital pat on the back from the Gangster from West Linn, Oregon with standard text rates applying.

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+33 # synthsis 2012-07-24 10:30

How does Uncle Chael even sit down with balls that big????

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-24 10:35

He uses them like bean bags.

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+47 # TDM 2012-07-24 10:37

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+17 # wrestle_fuck 2012-07-24 10:49

Low battery son.

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-24 10:53

urijah's all like 'how'd this prick get my number?'

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0 # Guest 2012-07-24 11:03

Faber should really delete some messages...

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-3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-07-24 12:13

You know, it really may not help Faber get over his loss... but Chael is speaking the truth...

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-24 12:18

4G? On an iPhone?

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0 # Action_Hank 2012-07-24 12:39

Oh wow, how the hell he get that?

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+23 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-07-24 12:21

Faber is the one who has him saved as Chael P Sonnen haha

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-1 # HipsDontLie 2012-07-24 14:05

You can tell by the zeros that Faber has a crap load of messages in his inbox.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-24 15:56

AT&T? Maybe Dana would let Urijah change his walkout music if he would move to Metro.

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-3 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-07-24 18:26

Faber got a text from WHO??

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