Imagine if schools in America taught BJJ and offered courses in Portuguese to whoever wanted to take them? If that were the case, my true childhood story about four wrestlers brandishing katanas chasing me away from their snow fort and into the sanctuary of my own across the street might have been very different - it could've been four Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioners chasing me across the street with katanas, and I would be able to understand this commercial (assuming I decided to take Portuguese, which I would).

Let's get this out of the way: snow fort wars were the best part of childhood, and the high-metabolisms were also another great part of early life. Back then, we would open our mouths wide and stuff a delicious flame-broiled all beef patty with all the condiments we desired within reason on top without a care in the world about carbs, or where the meat came from. Back then all we had to worry about was remembering to ask for the cheese on the delicious Whopper™ that we were about to insert into our eager mouths.

Anderson Silva is doing the job he was paid for and is making me want to sink my teeth into that juicy Whopper™ above, just look at the UFC middleweight champ in the banner pic, does he not look satisfied? He probably realized Burger King offers free refills on any sized drink. What a wonderful restaurant.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-24 18:04

Being Mexican, I understood half of it.

He is pushing a new sirloin burger.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-25 17:40

Quoting CAINtheBULL:

Being Mexican, I understood half of it.

He is pushing a new sirloin burger.

Being American I understand your an idiot.

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+19 # Guest 2012-07-24 18:12

I got you covered!
TITLE: ANDERSON`S BARBECUE
ANDERSON: "After my last fight, I decided to invite my opponent to eat a Burger King"(CUT)
ANDERSON: "After my last fight, I decided to invite my opponent for a barbecue, and as I think he is kinda sad, I've decided to reinforce my invitation. Here I have 2 BK Picanha coupons, barbecue with real picanha. You're invited to go to any BK store in Brazil and taste this delight. Finally, you can say you won something over me."
ANDERSON (about to bite the sandwich): "The victory's taste... UI!"

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+5 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-07-24 18:22

Quoting Ricampelo:

I got you covered!
TITLE: ANDERSON`S BARBECUE
ANDERSON: "After my last fight, I decided to invite my opponent to eat a Burger King"(CUT)
ANDERSON: "After my last fight, I decided to invite my opponent for a barbecue, and as I think he is kinda sad, I've decided to reinforce my invitation. Here I have 2 BK Picanha coupons, barbecue with real picanha. You're invited to go to any BK store in Brazil and taste this delight. Finally, you can say you won something over me."
ANDERSON (about to bite the sandwich): "The victory's taste... UI!"

Lmao Classic Anderson sic BURN there....

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-25 02:25

Quoting HeadKckGdnight:

Lmao Classic Anderson sic BURN there....

Only thing I missed is Anderson calling him "SHALE"

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+7 # jt33 2012-07-24 18:15

anderson might be my favorite fighter but fast food is garbage especially mcd and bk...you might as well buy your food straight from monsanto

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+12 # Guest 2012-07-24 21:03

anderson showing no hispect for his body

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+1 # jt33 2012-07-25 07:22

hes anderson silva...he can get away with things most mortals cant

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0 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-07-24 18:18

Anderson Silva money aint nothing to fck with!! its been a long time coming good to see the GOAT getting GOAT worthy endorsements & recognition i dont think ppl understand how big of a star he is growing into in Brazil hope he can have the same impact in the U.S before he hangs em up.. he's already rubbing elbows with Kobe & Lebron & got Stallone lil wayne & other mainstream stars singing his praises & tweeting him congratulations so he's on his way....

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-24 18:27

Translation:

Anderson's Barbecue

- "After my last fight decided to invite my opponent to eat on burguer king." (turns away laughing)

- "After my last fight i decided to invite my opponent to a barbecue, and since i think he's a little sad, i decided to reinforce the invitation."

"- Here it is two sirloin cards. It is barbecue with real sirloin. You're invited to go to any Burguer King in Brazil and try this delicious thing. So now you can really tell you won something on me."

"-The taste of victory. uuh."

Hope i made it clear to everyone.

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-24 18:28

So, basically he's trolling Sonnen.

Tried to keep it as faithful as possible too, if you guys want to put it on description is fine.

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+9 # Guest 2012-07-24 18:32

Shit, Ricampelo user up there beat me to it. I'm feeling like Sonnen now.

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-25 02:23

LMAO, I'm the undefeated and undisputed fastest translator =P

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+5 # Puck 2012-07-24 22:37

I try my hardest to not eat fast food anymore and take care of my body, and if I HAVE TO eat somewhere quick and cheap its the grilled chicken wraps from Wendy's...but damn if I don't crave a big ass nasty greasy heart-attack burger every once in a while.

...Not from MC'D's though, that shit is dog food.

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+8 # MediocreThreat 2012-07-25 04:55

Why don't they get Rumble Johnson to do this commercial in America?

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0 # Guest 2012-07-25 13:14

Because he would eat all the food and refuse to leave. Haven't you seen the Simpsons episode where Homer goes to the all-you-can-eat fish place? This would be 100X worse.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-25 18:01

A+ on the arrrested development quote

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