Despite reports that Lyoto Machida spawned from some dragon egg on top the hills of Salvador, Brazil thirty four years ago, Lyoto does have a dad and his dad does drink his own urine. Urine drinking is nothing new people, it's been a steady medicinal practice for over a thousand years. I tried it out because my friends bet me five dollars, a bottle of Powerade, and a gift card to Barnes and Nobles that I later found out was expired. Drinking a glass of urine is the new black. It goes with everything. You're telling me you've never had a urine/vodka before? It's great, try it. Next time you're at a bar ask for a 'Pee Bomber,' they'll know exactly what you're talking about. If they do know what you're talking about, then it's obvious they're just disgusting people. Get out of that bar as soon as possible.

You'll never be able to do what Machida does inside the Octagon. Just cross those activities off your bucket list as soon as possible. However, what you can do is watch this Fuel TV video of Lyoto Machida showing off all that 'deadly stuff' that Steven Seagal probably taught him.

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-25 10:36

fueltv channel is not available in Brazil! :/

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+19 # Guest 2012-07-25 12:01

cause there's no computers in brazil. wait are there?!?!

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+4 # jt33 2012-07-25 16:43

yeah because you really need a computer to watch tv

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-4 # Sambro 2012-07-25 13:26

His "snatch" moves.

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+11 # Hpnova 2012-07-25 17:49

Not available in the Dominican Republic either!!! Fuck Fueltv!!! Here you can watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7JjnujZC9M

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+30 # Guest 2012-07-25 10:49

The uploader has only made this available through the clit of meisha tate.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-25 11:01

LOL

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+5 # Guest 2012-07-25 14:41

so how can i view this if i am not currently getting an awkward, yet satisfying face-sitting by her?

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-2 # Guest 2012-07-25 20:49

whats awkward about greatness?

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+31 # Guest 2012-07-25 10:54

im in canada and i cant view this? wtf my igloo has wifi and i cant view this god damn video

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0 # Guest 2012-07-26 14:43

still cant view it. wtf cocksuckers

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-23 # Guest 2012-07-25 11:35

What was that move called at the end of the jones fight where he turned purple dropped like a fat turd out my asshole?

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+29 # Guest 2012-07-25 11:40

it was called you are a cunt, sir

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-7 # Guest 2012-07-25 11:53

Thanks for clearing that up! I hope to see him perform "you are a cunt, sir", again.

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+11 # Guest 2012-07-25 12:35

He learned it from Master Segal.

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+15 # Ryu 2012-07-25 11:41

I think Lyoto's dad is Mr. Miyagi

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+12 # Guest 2012-07-25 11:49

it's a known fact its actually ryu.

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+9 # juice lee 2012-07-25 18:29

Quoting maxx:

it's a known fact its actually ryu.

or it could be he trained with gouken himself

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-25 19:24

hahahaha his dad aignt that old.

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+18 # Twinny 2012-07-25 11:58

pretty much

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+20 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-25 11:53

Did anyone ever find Randy's tooth?

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+22 # Sambro 2012-07-25 13:31

Hendo's been wearing it since the fight.

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-25 12:07

who would have thought that the first person to exploit Lyoto's game would be himself..

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+3 # Guest 2012-07-25 12:21

Wait.. Lyoto's Dad taught him the Crane kick? Not Segal? I'm going to have to call bullshit on that!

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-25 18:04

I can't believe the number of videos uploaded here that I can't watch. What happened to the internet being open?

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+5 # juice lee 2012-07-25 18:34

I agree with lyoto on the jon jones thing. that was the first time I ever seen the dude panic. the first round of that fight I feel like lyoto won...

but yeah, as we all know the scorecards don't matter when you get finished the following round

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+7 # Guest 2012-07-25 19:43

fucking dont make it available in my country you cunts? ill get you... ill get you good...

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-26 14:50

Lyoto looks alot like manny pacquio

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