My life would be vastly better if I woke up to a full box of sugar-free Oreos instead of just two in the pack. I'm not even sure if today is worth getting out of bed. I'll get out of bed to open up a box of sugar-free Oreos. Maybe today is worth getting out of bed. Thank you deductive reasoning for convincing me to live my life today. Hopefully you will be around tomorrow to inspire me once again.
With enough time and effort, I will make an Amazon Wish List and expect all of you readers to fulfill my material needs. On the top of that list will be a case of latex so that I can reenact this Showtime promo of Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman. The second item on my list will be a personal invite to see who wants to strap latex on and help me recreate the promo. If your name doesn't begin with the words 'Ronda' and ends with 'Rousey,' then you're automatically disqualified. Don't worry, you can still check out the soon-to-be legendary promo right here.