My life would be vastly better if I woke up to a full box of sugar-free Oreos instead of just two in the pack. I'm not even sure if today is worth getting out of bed. I'll get out of bed to open up a box of sugar-free Oreos. Maybe today is worth getting out of bed. Thank you deductive reasoning for convincing me to live my life today. Hopefully you will be around tomorrow to inspire me once again.

With enough time and effort, I will make an Amazon Wish List and expect all of you readers to fulfill my material needs. On the top of that list will be a case of latex so that I can reenact this Showtime promo of Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman. The second item on my list will be a personal invite to see who wants to strap latex on and help me recreate the promo. If your name doesn't begin with the words 'Ronda' and ends with 'Rousey,' then you're automatically disqualified. Don't worry, you can still check out the soon-to-be legendary promo right here.

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+37 # Guest 2012-07-31 07:59

That was terrible.

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+20 # synthsis 2012-07-31 08:00

Quoting Minker17:

That was terrible.

ok, so I'm not the only one who thought that.

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+17 # Stullo.de 2012-07-31 08:08

with that being said how the fuck are vera and bader somewhat close to a titleshot???

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+17 # Cheebo 2012-07-31 08:44

Made as much sense as the Mr. Plow advert.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTY5EKN6bzM[/youtube]

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-01 07:01

this proves that there is a simpsons moment to explain every event in life

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+7 # Sambro 2012-07-31 20:25

It would have been great if Kaufmann was wearing a big black dildo.

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+20 # MetalHeadCrow 2012-07-31 08:04

Weird promo

I mean I'm totally down for women in latex suits but, weird promo

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+15 # Guest 2012-07-31 08:06

That was pretty bad imo. The idea of those two in latex was probably better in the editor's head.

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+13 # Guest 2012-07-31 08:10

What is this, 1998?

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-1 # boo 2012-07-31 08:17

braaap

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+15 # juice lee 2012-07-31 08:23

I don't know who looked more akward in latex sarah or ronda... sarah seemed like she could barely walk and ronda stood like she couldn't move....

I think we should leave the latex to the professionals

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=NBxo8 s__v-s[/youtube ]

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-31 08:42

fap fap fap

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+6 # Badapple11 2012-07-31 16:51

Watermelon Girl is the Fedor of booty shaking.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-31 08:54

Showtime really blows, their production of the events is terrible, their promo sucks, they just arent good at producing and promoting mma events.

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-2 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2012-07-31 11:21

No, wrong. This:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kt3HMq8Rjwk&fb_source=message[/youtube]

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0 # boloblack 2012-07-31 08:55

Did Showtime let fans vote on what they wanted to see? Cause this isn't really what they wanted to see.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-31 08:56

Even more excited for the fight now. Think I'll still be pulling for Ronda (pun intended)

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+19 # Patrick 2012-07-31 09:01

Strikeforce creative team meeting:
'We should totally put Ronda in latex!'
'Why?'
'Because it would look smoking hot!'
'What does it have to do with fighting?'
'Er... nothing'
'Are you sure? 'Cause we'd have to put Kaufman in latex too and she's a total beast.'
'Oh yeah, that sucks. We'll have somebody else shoot that'
'Can I have a look at all the excess footage when you're done?'
'Nah man, it's for my personal archive.'

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+7 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-31 10:19

That looked like it should have a Live Jasmine pop up web cam ad before it started.

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:35

why didnt they just post highlights, of kaufmans koes, ans
d slam s and rouseys arm bars. then play on the angle that kaufman got screwed over bybrousey, bcause kaufman was the num ber 1 contender, but rousey talked hervway tothe tittle shot before kaufman. Then have them staring off in fight wear, instead of latex. Come on wmma is not a side show. I sure hope invictsfc, doesnt allow whoever is resposible for this, to get any access to ivicta

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-2 # Badapple11 2012-07-31 16:46

Kaufman is as sexy as my toenails.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-31 19:08

Kaufman looked looks like a stove in this

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0 # Guest 2012-08-01 13:10

I don't really mind seeing them in laytex body suits......but I am not a gay either.....

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0 # Guest 2012-08-01 14:29

I dont get this! They're only in the suits for like a second too, so wtf is the point? When Rousey was posting 'sneek preview' pics on Twitter, I tought it would be some awesome wierdness. I am disappoint!

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