The last time I celebrated a birthday, it involved a ninety-minute wait outside a trendy restaurant followed by a cab ride home because we were too full to do anything else. Clearly, I’m doing something wrong because Dana White is a lot older than me, but for his birthday, he gets to hang out with the best skateboarders on the planet as they grind every ledge of Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory. Then he gets to go to Calgary on a private jet and sit front row at UFC 149 in Calgary while the best fighters in the world beat each other up. It’s obvious that the UFC president stole my middle school vision board and made it his own. He even stole the part about video-blogging all the cool stuff that happens so all of you can live vicariously through him.

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-18 # synthsis 2012-07-31 09:58

Dana says Ryan is "good looking" and has "balls of steel". homo.

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+38 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-31 10:04

I like how Dana said the winner of Saturday's fights will fight "Johnny Bones Jones" which is a big fuck you to Dan Henderson.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-01 14:33

it's not a snub to Dan, it's simply saying that whoever wins is next in line.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:22

wtf joe looks so tiny, angles

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-7 # Patrick 2012-07-31 10:26

Dana, I live vicariously through you!

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+9 # Sherko 2012-07-31 11:06

Yawn. Another article where Bauzen is trying to suck up to Dana White.

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+11 # pride_power 2012-07-31 11:21

huh! i thought the Lombard fight made my sunday a bit dull, i bet it really pissed on Dana's birthday.

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+2 # TheFuckingBest 2012-07-31 12:13

"I gave that son of a bitch everything i had" Mcgee-5:21
Best line in the whole vid

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0 # Guest 2012-07-31 14:30

Fuck Dana and his 9 year old kid. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANA!!!!!!

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0 # Paul Harris 2012-07-31 16:11

For some reason I feel like 149 would be a bit of s letdown for your birthday.

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-1 # Guest 2012-07-31 16:47

So, Jimmo is a pothead (his laugh gives him away).

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0 # Guest 2012-08-01 05:52

how high are you?

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