Let this video radiate our optics. In the future, people won't even take pictures of cool monuments or document trips through video. They'll just walk around with memory apprehension glasses, they will attempt to capture the past tense. Most of those words were obtained from an album called 'Deltron 3030' and I suggest you pick it up at your local -- ah wait, the music industry is dead. Download it.

You don't have to believe in the afterlife, string theory or the law of parsimony. However, you better believe that Anderson Silva is the greatest mixed martial artists to ever grace the planet. Silva has also been spotted with the Green MiddleEasy shirt, which makes him a more highly evolved individual than most. However when it comes to evolution, I prefer to go with the creationist notion that Anderson Silva was just spawned from a volcano of awesome off the coast of Brazil. Perhaps this newly released video of a super rare muay-thai bout from 1999 may support these claims. Check out The Spider when he was just a little hatchling competing in one of his first combat sports bouts. Credit to Daiane Padilha for the cinematic gem.

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+10 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:23

Fight starts at 4:35

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+14 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-07-31 10:23

I was just staring at his opponent before the fight started like "This guy has no idea how fucked he's about to be".

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+16 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:51

He's throwing spinning shit

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+2 # Paul Harris 2012-07-31 14:32

He should do some more just for the Diaz fight.

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+12 # synthsis 2012-07-31 10:24

Silva looks like a Pro and this other guy looks like he threw on some sweats to take out the trash.

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+8 # Patrick 2012-07-31 10:24

Dude on the floor: 'How can I say this and be a little discreet. Let's just say that my bowels released.'

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:28

That's some Karate Kid level dojo fightin' there!

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+11 # Guest 2012-07-31 10:36

Taunting since day 1

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+9 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2012-07-31 11:15

They should force all of Anderson's opponents to wear headgear, to make it fair.

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+4 # Guest 2012-07-31 11:19

Slowest 8 count evah.

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+5 # Puck 2012-07-31 11:33

Looks like they just pulled his opponent from the audience lol!

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-31 11:33

Chael vs Anderson in brazilian soccer stadium.

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+1 # Guest 2012-07-31 15:16

Quoting OG:

Chael vs Anderson in brazilian soccer stadium.

Well I guess just like Pride Chael nuthuggers never die. Chael is a great wressler period.

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+1 # tonyfamilia 2012-07-31 11:45

That was great, Anderson's so smooth with it

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+8 # Guest 2012-07-31 12:08

Muay Thai vs silly trouser kickboxing nuff said

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+2 # Guest 2012-07-31 14:59

Nice footage, thanks.

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+6 # Guest 2012-07-31 21:35

During the stare down, when the camera shifted focus into the mirror, that was probably the nicest cinematography I've ever seen in an underground Brazilian Muay Thai VHS rip.

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