• Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

Jon Jones and his buddies like doing commentary on guys with walking sticks who shadow box

Walking sticks are an urban fashion symbol.  Not sure what it signifies, but it’s obvious that they’re popular amongst people who sag their pants and wear sunglasses at night.  That makes old people automatically cool.  Any time you see an old man with a walking stick who forgot to wear a belt that day, wearing oversized sunglasses indoors, give that man a high-five.  Also, bring him that container of prune juice that’s been sitting in the back of your refrigerator that you bought because it was on sale.  If he doesn’t want it, share it with your buddies while watching him shadowbox with his cane.  The commentary might look a lot like this…

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