There's a lot words in the English language that rhymes with 'Barao' but I'm not going to list them for you. Chances are, there's probably an equal amount of words in Portuguese that rhyme with 'Barao' but unfortunately I don't know them. Perhaps one of our Brazilian fans can waste his (or her) time in the comment section and list them all. I'm sure they will be rewarded by an influx of thumbs down and follow-up comments about how SST is becoming the biggest troll in all of MMA. Yes, perhaps even bigger than SuperCalo -- and that's one hell of an accomplishment.
I could have just thrown this paragraph at the beginning of this article and publish this video on MiddleEasy, but what fun would that be? I need all of my readers to sift through my labyrinth of ridiculous thought before getting to the meaning of -- whatever. In this case, Upper Brazil was at the airport and filmed Renan Barao being attacked by a crowd of screaming fans and we thought it's something you need to see this evening.