A guy with a partially developed arm is competing in MMA and you're still sleeping on your parent's sofa. Today, you've officially run out of excuses to throw on a gi and start training. It's over with. People without limbs are fighting and you're just building a collection of cottage cheese around your thighs. What a waste of a couple of limbs. Nick Newell is kicking your ass in every possible way, and last night at XFC 19 on AXS TV he collected his eighth professional win as a mixed martial artist making him still an undefeated and highly sought after prospect at 155 lbs.

Check out this AXS TV clip below of Nick Newell using all of his limbs to sever David May's consciousness, and feel horrible about yourself for the rest of the day.

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+20 # Guest 2012-08-04 08:48

I kind of laughed because the headline under this is about keeping your hands up in a fight.

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+4 # Sambro 2012-08-04 11:16

I bet he soaks that nub in water every night.

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-32 # Guest 2012-08-04 08:48

thats so pathetic he has one fucking arm just headkick him

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+13 # Guest 2012-08-04 09:31

I've seen a one armed Thai fighter also and not that easy. Seems like they know everyone is going to try that and theyre definitely ready for it.

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+5 # Ryu 2012-08-04 10:33

The Thai fighter is Baxter Humby.

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+2 # synthsis 2012-08-04 08:54

you made a Ted Malakhov right here:

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he collected his eight professional win as a mixed martial artist

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0 # TDM 2012-08-04 11:43

Ted Malakhov approves of this and the correction.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-04 09:20

Somebody put a 4 oz. glove on that nub! Or is it considered a unique kind of elbow strike? I am confuse, but either way this makes me happy.

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-10 # Patrick 2012-08-04 09:31

Still an unfair advantage, but the knee was awesome.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-04 09:34

Anyone remember that old Kung Fu movie about the one-armed-boxer ? Legend of Guillotine I think?

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-04 09:35

I hate how people think having one arm in mma is a fucking advantage. Thats rediculous, gtfo with that logic
Keep on keepin' on Nick Newell, you're a beast

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+6 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-08-05 05:33

It's an advantage if he fights rousey.

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-04 09:55

Thats bullshit. He eye gouged him with that limb before throwing a knew. For real tho, Mr.Newell is a determined son of a cripple... if that nub business is hereditary.

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-04 11:29

Why would you even sign a fight with this guy?

If you win - you just beat a one armed man.

If you lose - you just got beat by a one armed man.

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0 # TDM 2012-08-04 11:45

First off, can he hit with the partially developed arm? Because I feel like if he actually hit someone with it it would hurt the arm. Second, I was fully expecting some war vet with a bandage around his missing limb. So when I saw what Nick had, my reaction was very inappropriate and now I am ashamed of myself for the rest of the day.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-04 13:08

yes he can. he trains in my state and I've seen him at some grappling tournaments. He'll use his underdeveloped arm. his arm bars are so tight, it probably gives some extra leverage.

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+23 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-08-04 12:39

I've been meaning to start training MMA, but the gym near me charges an arm and a leg.

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+10 # LandOfCanaan 2012-08-04 18:39

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-04 13:33

He was hitting him with the baby hand! No fair!

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-04 14:50

DUDE people with one hand/arm all have there own h-bombs. Think about it everything they do is with that arm making it much stronger. its true a one armed dude knocked my uncle out

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0 # hanslator 2012-08-06 10:30

First of all, that is David (AKA Adam) Mays Newell is knocking out. Newell said he expected Mays to come over the top and try to exploit his left side, so he was ready with knees and uppercuts. The strategy worked perfectly.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-21 09:18

Nick Newell for the FRATE TRANE list, anyone?

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