Last year I learned how to say 'Can I have a hamburger?' in Russian, but I instantly forgot it. I have the attention span of a warm jar of mayonnaise. The purpose of temporarily learning a new language was solely to impress a waitress that works at a Russian fast-food place here in Hollywood. However, due to my inability to retain newly acquired information, I asked how many 'Emelianenkos' she knew in her home country. Yes, that was my ice breaker.

It's tough to hit on Russian chicks, and it's even more difficult when the men of the country compete in organized street fights in the middle of a field with sand being used as a canvas. In Mother Russia, sand doesn't get in your eyes, you get into the sand's eyes -- or something. I forgot how that internet meme works. In Mother Russia, internet memes forget how you work. There, I finally nailed it. In Mother Russia, it finally nails you.

It looks like our buds at Tron MMA are back with a little bit of the bizarre ultra violence. Apparently the promotion plans to have a 2-on-2 tournament in the immediate future, and we're going to do our scientific best to stream it on MiddleEasy for absolutely free. In the meantime, check out this newly released Tron MMA video of Oleg Goritsin vs Vasia Glebov getting down in the sand.

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+14 # Guest 2012-08-07 10:59

Beach Volleyball my ass. In Russia they play Beach MMA.

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-07 11:11

Does the guy in the grey shorts have swastika tattoo's!! that awesome!!

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+7 # Patrick 2012-08-07 11:12

Instead of being upset with the swastika tattoos I got really mad when the ref decided to stand them up while the nazi was in full mount.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-07 11:17

where are all the bears?

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-07 11:37

Maybe he's a buddhist monk?

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+8 # Patrick 2012-08-07 11:40

I think the swastika is a hindu symbol.

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-9 # Guest 2012-08-07 11:47

Quoting SnakeJake:

I think the swastika is a hindu symbol.

Does anyone REALLY care?

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-08 04:46

Are you all nazis? The dude has swastikas tattooed on him, I don't care what it once was, what it is today is a symbol of one of the most terrible atrocities ever committed by the human race, it's as synonymous with Nazi Germany and Hitler as his own moustache.

Not some buddhist spiritual symbol, you fucking scum

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0 # Sambro 2012-08-08 12:50

You're a fucking idiot. That's not even a swastika. Those greedy Jew deserved it (except Anne Frank).

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+2 # TDM 2012-08-07 11:56

This has better production quality than all of M-1's shows. I have hope for Russian MMA now.

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-07 12:37

Damn I got the same gloves as swirly swastika dude!

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-08-07 12:46

Banner looks like a Russian RPG posse

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+1 # Twinny 2012-08-07 19:56

They're missing the token large breasted woman though.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-07 15:05

Sand crackers

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0 # Guest 2012-08-09 04:24

strelka :)

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