The lesson to be extracted from this new edition of 'A Lesson in Street MMA' is the probability of a person being knocked out by a river increases when a person that you're with apparently goes to the river not to knock anyone out. That sentence may not make any sense to you right now, but rest assured that after you watch the soon-to-be legendary Street MMA vid, you will convulse with laughter.
Ladies and gentlemen, the following video represents K-1 level striking being displayed for the first time in an installment of 'A Lesson in Street MMA.' We have no idea where the kick came from, but it's responsible for one of the gnarliest head kick KOs we've ever witnessed on MiddleEasy. It appears the kid's name is 'Cody' and judging by his impressive performance, we'll be seeing this guy in next year's Bellator welterweight tournament. Props to Alex L. for the find.