For all of you degenerate MMA fans out there that proclaim 'Jon Fitch can't even finish a sandwich,' you now have proof that Jon Fitch finishes his meals and they're often rather healthy. In Chinese, the word 'sandwich' sounds remarkably like 'sandwich' -- but more along the lines of 'sammich.' In fact, if you ever find yourself stranded in a Mandarin speaking country, just yell 'Sammich!' at the top of your lungs and everyone will know what you want to eat for lunch. I'm serious about this, folks. My Chinese game is steadily improving, similar to Jon Fitch's need to show you how to make a perfect vegan grilled cheese sandwich.

Hey, don't make fun of vegan cuisine. I'm vegetarian whenever I can't find meat scrumptious enough to eat. Just kidding, I've been vegetarian for a while now, mostly because of that friggin' Shocking Meat video on the side of this article. Mercy for Animals has been one of MiddleEasy's longest sponsors and I've yet to watch the legendary clip. Aright, I'll take a look. My God -- I stopped at the 11-second mark. That's entirely too intense for this Saturday morning. Maybe you guys should just watch this video of Jon Fitch making a vegan grilled cheese sandwich and pretend animal murder doesn't exist.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:33

man, he's kinda awkward in front of a camera

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+35 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-08-11 09:35

question is, did he finish it?

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0 # Guest 2012-08-12 02:53

[image]http://i 173.photobucket .com/albums/w62 /iloveplatania/ happy-i-see-wha t-you-did-there .png[/image]

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+1 # dmg 2012-08-12 02:54

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0 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:35

stick this vegan shit up your arse.

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:36

Nice...I told him already years ago to try to go vegan

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:39

The sammich looks aiight, but Fitch needs to leave the movie making to the pros (Such Great Heights).

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+9 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-08-11 09:45

Wow even one of these shitty videos is still better than his fights

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0 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:49

real fighters eat real sandwiches

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:50

I'm vegan (weekends too) and I have to say, that looks shit.

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-11 11:32

he said weekDAY vegan

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0 # Guest 2012-08-13 05:15

Quoting hey dumbshit:

he said weekDAY vegan

Thank you for reiterating this to everyone who ...well, watched the video. Just fuck off you shitstain loser.

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:53

Yeah I have a feeling he didn't finish all that. Nick Diaz eats vegan too btw.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-11 09:53

That was... nevermind, fell asleep.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-11 10:07

Why is he using an avocado to replace the cheese when there are actual vegan cheeses (made of rice, almond, soy, etc.) Not that any of those taste good and avocado is healthier/taste s better BUT still...

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0 # Guest 2012-08-11 10:15

I think my Grandma used to make me eat this stuff as punishment for doing bad in school.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-11 10:46

ew fuck that. I hate it when people call themselves vegan when they're not and I hate when people make gross food that is vegan and all the death eaters think that's how all vegans eat. I prefer a little bit more on my sandwich than just avocado.

and yeah I made a harry potter reference what's up?

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-11 11:45

Jon

Fitch

Is

Not

FUNNY!!!

P.S. But like all his fight its not for lack of trying.

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+2 # jt33 2012-08-11 11:51

first off you cant put some avocado on some bread and call it a grilled CHEESE..

secondly..what was the point of grilling this, you can't melt avocado..he should have just put the bread in the toaster.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-11 12:35

is there any particular reason why he changed outfits multiple times, then just got half-naked? lol. That sandwich/meal looks like shit though.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-11 12:54

I think that might be called a grilled avocado sandwich.

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+1 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-11 13:05

Only person I want to watch cook is Rachael Ray.

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+3 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-08-11 19:45

I see your Rachel Ray and raise you one Giada DeLaurentiis.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-14 09:34

Jon fitch is a boringasfuck decision point fighter with a homo hair-do & diet

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