Dr. Dre isn't an actual medical doctor, but Cowboy Cerrone is a real cowboy. I'm not sure what happened there. Something must have collapsed in the chain of communication. Dr. Dre practicing medicine is just about as realistic as that villain from Care Bears being a threat to humanity. If a group of plush animals can defeat a villain by shooting 'love energy' out of their chest, I'm sure the US military can place a couple of bullets between its eyes and eradicate evil forever. A Care Bear villain is an adorable nuisance that deserves to be hugged. Come to think of it, those little guys didn't fix anything in this world. Damn, my childhood is filled with lies -- and cavities.

Cowboy Cerrone doesn't have this problem because he's a friggin' cowboy. The dude wears a hat and has his name tattooed on his back just in case he forgets. Tonight we witnessed what happens when a fighter believes they can get away with wearing sunglasses indoors. The reality is, you're setting yourself up for failure. Melvin lost the fight before he even entered the cage. Eventually fighters will discard the Eminem walkout music and save the shades for outdoors, but until then, we will see a plethora of guys living up to these two jinxes. Or is it Jinxi? Either way, Cerrone was the victor of tonight's fight -- and as Stephen Quadros told me shortly after the bout ended: Muay-thai defeats boxing, every time.

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+3 # jawesome 2012-08-11 20:00

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+4 # Sambro 2012-08-12 12:31

Cerrone always brings it! Can't wait to see him beat up Leonard Garcia.

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+18 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-08-11 20:01

gif?

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+6 # tonyfamilia 2012-08-11 20:50

The gifs are dead :(

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+13 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-08-11 21:05

(throws hands up, falls to knees and looks to the sky) NOOOOOO!!!

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-11 21:24

What?? Why? What happened? This was the only fight I wanted to see tonight and I didn't buy it because I was waiting for a gif of the finish to come out...

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+3 # Bauzen 2012-08-12 08:05

UFC sent ZombieProphet and others like him a cease and desist. Unfortunately, they aren't going to be making them anymore, or if they do, it's going to be harder to find.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-14 07:58

[quote name="Bauzen"]U FC sent ZombieProphet and others like him a cease and desist. Unfortunately, they aren't going to be making them anymore, or if they do, it's going to be harder to find.[/quote

I have a childhood friend who is a partner in a high power law firm in NYC. According to him, A "cease & desist" letters are nothing more than a scare tactic. It would cost Zuffa uber $ to go after Zombieprophet for making a 7 second .gif file. It's not a cost effective business decision for the, so the next best thing is to try & scare them with an official legal notice. Zuffa LLC WILL go after people who are/have made $ off UFC PPV events. Bars that stream it illegaly or guys who stream it & have advertizers run their adds during the program (between fights etc) If you make a .gif file the odds of you actually being sued 10,000,000,000, 000,000:1

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+4 # TDM 2012-08-11 20:06

You'd think that if you dye your hair blond you'd already be weary of looking even more douchy.

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+37 # tonyfamilia 2012-08-11 20:51

"Muay Thai defeats boxing every time" Tell that to Nate Diaz

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+9 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-11 21:11

Cowboy got a quick reminder that this fight wasn't with 16oz sparring gloves, he recovered though, awesome finish.

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+17 # Guest 2012-08-11 21:48

Melvin should have never backed off of him, may have scored the upset. That head kick was nasty though, all shin and hit him with the heal on the way back, tough break Melvin

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+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-11 22:15

Cerrone looked a lil teary-eyed with the win. I think he almost hugged Melvin once he knocked him down and they called the fight.

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+4 # freakintony 2012-08-11 22:40

it got so loud in the arena when he won. Denver loves him.

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-12 02:58

I'm clocking ya, Versace shades watching ya

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-12 04:56

fake cowboys will beat a fake blond every time xD Congrats Cowboy. Melvin doesn't have a chin :S

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-5 # Guest 2012-08-12 05:39

If muay thai beats boxing every time how did nate win that fight against cerrone? Quadros u ain't shit bitch

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0 # Guest 2012-08-12 08:41

It's jinces.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-12 13:15

that kick knocked his shades off

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0 # Guest 2012-08-12 14:57

!it htiw laed

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0 # purplechewbacca 2012-08-12 23:36

not only was this fight crazy, this is only cerrones second (t)ko...

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