Melvin Guillard, I want to tell you something: life is a random lottery of meaningless tragedies and and a series of near escapes. I wish I could take credit for that quote, but it belongs to Ethan Hawke's character in Reality Bites. You may not have expected such a profound thought to come from a 1994 romantic comedy starring Winona Ryder, but sometimes the truth shines from the most unexpected of places, waiting to illuminate you in these dark times.

But perhaps, Melvin, these times are dark because you're wearing friggin' sunglasses indoors.

At least your hat rested safely upon your head for the entire duration of your walk out at UFC 150. The security was no doubt on point, deflecting an attempted hat thief with such professionalism the security officer didn't even blink or break his stride. Incredible.

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+32 # Guest 2012-08-12 11:53

Like a boss!

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+26 # Guest 2012-08-12 12:33

I feel like this should be accompanied by the NBA Jam announcer yelling "Rejected!" or "Get that outta here!"

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+35 # Guest 2012-08-12 12:38

They need to kick those guys out

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-12 13:10

Haha I love when someone's hats gets snatched the best was when someone took Ben rothwells beanie off or when someone put an extra hat on randy couture

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+12 # cecils_pupils 2012-08-12 14:20

The security teams need an extra guy on each side to catch and eject these douchetards when they try and grab a hat. They could poke a fighter in the eye before the fight even begins... like Phil Davis.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-12 16:39

He shot from like a mile away and didn't even set it up.

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-14 # Guest 2012-08-12 17:55

Why do you guys always start your articles with random crap that has little to do with the actual content of the article?

It reminds me of Pitchfork.com, and honestly, it's just annoying and always makes me skip the first paragraph. I know you guys want to be the subversive non-meathead MMA website (seriously, one of the articles on the front page mentions Adventure Time), but it reeks of trying too hard.

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+10 # Jay 2012-08-12 20:12

Go invent the cotton gin!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-13 22:42

people read the text on middleeasy?

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-9 # Sporadik 2012-08-12 17:59

The hat isn't signed, meaning it has no value. What a loser. No one would believe him anyways if he was successful in stealing it. Once again its not signed which means it has no value. What a loser!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-12 22:31

I love Melvin but he didn't look confident. No energy going out to the octagon. Tip-toed into his corner. Big-Bro'd by Cerrone during the stare downs. Lands a huge punch - surrenders and get's knocked out.

Why.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-13 03:52

Quoting FrankFrank:

I love Melvin but he didn't look confident. No energy going out to the octagon. Tip-toed into his corner. Big-Bro'd by Cerrone during the stare downs. Lands a huge punch - surrenders and get's knocked out.

Why.

Exactly, look @ him during the stare down. He lost the fight right there.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-13 05:14

Quoting FrankFrank:

I love Melvin but he didn't look confident. No energy going out to the octagon. Tip-toed into his corner. Big-Bro'd by Cerrone during the stare downs. Lands a huge punch - surrenders and get's knocked out.

Why.

Probably cus the last time he came out like that he got blasted by Joe lauzon.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-13 14:58

Sunglasses on way to octagon = insecure

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-13 10:55

These clowns that try to steal hats... it's like an intentional attempt at being "That Guy."

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