Sometimes when I want to waste an incredible amount of time on innocuous stuff, I spend nights wondering if Steven Seagal is familiar with the acoustic styling of Lil' Debbie and Riff Raff. Granted, he probably taught them the inner-science of rocking gold teeth while wearing an ironic and colorful shirt. Ah, this Steven Seagal. He truly is the king of everything -- and that's one monarchy I can believe in. Everything is at his grasp, and if it's not, it's because he told it to stay out of his reach. Hopefully one day Steven Seagal will teach my AC unit inside my place how to work properly because it's ridiculously hot in Los Angeles right now. Chilling completely naked in a church doesn't seem that far fetched anymore.

See that gun in the banner picture? It's pointed directly at your concept of logic, and Steven Seagal is ready to assassinate it in the following video. When you're Master Steven Seagal, you fly to Moscow to teach Russian sambo classes -- and you look like an absolute baller while doing so.

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+6 # synthsis 2012-08-16 13:19

All black Gi, very slimming on the great exalted one. Matches his "Just for Men".

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+1 # TDM 2012-08-16 13:21

My parents never told me the exact reason why they decided to move our family form Russia to the U.S. I believe I just watched a video that showed me the exact reason.

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-1 # Taskmaster 2012-08-16 13:29

This joke is getting way outta hand

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+3 # Patrick 2012-08-16 13:30

Randy, will you come out of retirement and beat this asshole already. We won't mind if you have to fight him at superheavyweigh t.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-16 13:41

"video removed by user"

Booooooo!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-16 13:52

[youtube]http:/ /youtu.be/X9bVN VMUF74[/youtube ]

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-1 # boloblack 2012-08-16 13:53

Hopefully this is the same one.

EDIT: having trouble with the embed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6ycPd7dX4&feature=relmfu

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-16 13:53

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=X9bVN VMUF74[/youtube ]

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-16 14:26

Dont post anything about this jackass please. You posting this is him winning with his stupid publicity aikido.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-16 16:47

Butterfly Grip really, Really teaching a butterfly grip take down... okay.

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0 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2012-08-16 18:34

He sure waited a while to release after they would tap. I didn't know he taught Babalu his ways too.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-16 21:27

Dear americans, i'm from the ex soviet union union and i want to remind you that the cold war is over, so please stop sending shit like that to our homelands. thank you

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0 # Guest 2012-08-18 13:42

If you dont like him why spend your time following what he does? Let it go, and try doing something other this post shit about Seagal

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