I still have this video of Frank Shamrock grabbing Miesha Tate by her neck and pushing her into a corner that no one has even watched. Maybe I'll put it on YouTube later today and sit back while the internet creates message boards threads like 'Dude, Frank Shamrock really hates Miesha Tate!' We all know Miesha Tate is the reason why your girlfriend looks at your Firefox browser history when you're asleep at night. The inner frat guy in me wants to say 'If you haven't seen Miesha Tate rock her patented tight shorts in a cage, I suggest you hit up Youtube' but the sheltered feminist wants to say 'How the hell did I get inside this body. Someone let me out.'

Folks, there's a reason why we're still talking about Miesha Tate vs. Julie Kedzie from last weekend's Strikeforce card. The bout was crammed with enough awesome to make one's head spontaneously combust in a poison cloud that will do an enormous amount of damage to anyone that walks in the vicinity. Yesterday, Miesha Tate tweeted a picture of an orchard of raspberries, blueberries, and schnozberries that exist entirely inside of her lip due to a well-placed elbow from Julie Kedzie. Check it out below.

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-21 11:05

Would still french-kiss the shit out of her

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+4 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-21 11:38

Indeed she still hot, and kissable

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0 # Sambro 2012-08-21 13:17

Speaking of French, I want to see de Randamie's fat lip.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-21 22:46

My Go-T is the Goat see? My Go-T is waaay better than hers. I am legend. Your mommas momma aint got shit on my uncle bitch. Praise Jesus, its written on my chest....Fellop ian tubes 16:13

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-9 # Guest 2012-08-21 11:17

I'd like to bust up her pussy lips!!!

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-27 # Guest 2012-08-21 11:46

thumbs up if you would puncture a hole and suck the blood out, then cave in a hole on her cupcake, spit inside then f*ck it

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-21 13:17

Quoting trololl:

thumbs up if you would puncture a hole and suck the blood out, then cave in a hole on her cupcake, spit inside then f*ck it

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R2fpXGOBnOc/TSNdYDP-PUI/AAAAAAAAAyY/KTt3k-5nX54/s1600/OldLadyShocked.png

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-5 # Guest 2012-08-21 12:17

I like men, but I would still kiss her hehehe high five!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-21 22:49

Good for you broski...I am a Boner. Wana dry hump?

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-21 23:07

Quoting JonathonBonerJones:

Good for you broski...I am a Boner. Wana dry hump?

Wet hump only!! i only get down for reall hehehehe!

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-21 12:41

Looks like the work of "Alabama Man"

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+6 # MediocreThreat 2012-08-21 12:56

Purple Lurple

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-3 # Absinthe 2012-08-21 12:58

The lip does not look too good but that creepy thing in her ear makes up for it.
What is it?
A Mario Bros cloud?
An ice cream cone?
A bone chip from her elbow, after meeting Ronda?

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+14 # Guest 2012-08-21 13:10

It's a cupcake.

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+5 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-08-21 15:51

Is that really something that needs to be Instagrammed?

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+1 # WastedTalent 2012-08-21 20:02

Snozzberries taste like penis. It's from My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl.
"I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung on to it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Uncle_Oswald#Plot_summary

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0 # HeadKckGdnight 2012-08-22 12:07

lol I like how she's going all out with the "cupcake" nickname (peep her earring)....

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