It’s OK to corner your fighter with technical advice from the sidelines of street MMA.  There are countless examples of people offering combatants valuable advice from a distance.  However, when you’re right up in the action, you essentially forfeit your position as a moderator or referee and assume the role of hype-man which is 100% unacceptable in Street MMA.  Not only is it distracting to the participants, but it also paints you as the instigator, thereby forcing you into a street MMA match of your own. Today, we have two lessons of street MMA conveniently bundled into one video.  While the first fight is relatively lackluster, another fight breaks out almost immediately thereafter to assure that all the spectators in attendance get their money’s worth.  This is the part of the article that cautions you that there is plenty of racially-charged language exchanged below, and if you’re in a corporate environment, you should find yourself a pair of headphones or disconnect the volume entirely.  For the rest of you, enjoy it as it was meant to be enjoyed at full blast.

Editor's note: notice how the impromptu fighter/ref/cornerman escapes the arena in a gold Mercedes like a boss.

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-26 # Guest 2012-10-19 00:37

I thought this was an MMA site, not a ghetto hoodrat Kimmy Slice street fight website, yo.

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+30 # Guest 2012-10-19 01:17

No one is forcing you to be here , yo, so fuck off, yo.....yo

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0 # Guest 2012-10-19 17:56

Y U Mad Tho?

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+42 # Guest 2012-10-19 00:38

black people @_@

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+7 # Sambro 2012-10-19 12:31

...like to bust a niggaz ass.

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+23 # Guest 2012-10-19 01:15

beatdiznigguhas s

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+68 # Guest 2012-10-19 01:15

You see how he transitioned seamlessly from getting his ass kicked to stealing a car. This is why black people are better than us.

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+29 # Guest 2012-10-19 01:23

BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS, BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS, I almost orgasmed at that head kick of justice

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+5 # Guest 2012-10-19 12:25

i love your mind.

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+34 # Guest 2012-10-19 01:16

This is what MLK JR was talking about in his I Have a Dream speech.

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+32 # Patrick 2012-10-19 01:41

So. Many. Stereotypes.

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+19 # Guest 2012-10-19 02:50

Blirko Brocop

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+8 # Guest 2012-10-19 03:26

Bustdisniggaass x 1000 lol

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+21 # Guest 2012-10-19 03:48

That head kick made eddie alverez blush!

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+13 # Cheebo 2012-10-19 05:35

That was incontrovertibl y the best thing I've ever seen on this website. Insane.

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+5 # Guest 2012-10-19 05:56

that girl needs a dick in her mouth only way to keep black woman quiet.

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+5 # Sambro 2012-10-19 12:25

I gave you thumbs up bro.

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0 # Guest 2012-10-19 15:20

I thumbed you up man. That dumb bitch turned a really really funny situation into a shitty irritating video.

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+13 # Guest 2012-10-19 05:59

"Don't walk up on me lil boy" then gets in the Machida stance. Vid of the year!

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+9 # Guest 2012-10-19 06:03

Probably went back and shot the guy that kicked his ass.

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+11 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-10-19 06:14

He came out in his underwear and Cro-Cop'd his ass! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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+2 # Guest 2012-10-19 06:26

Infiniti not Mercedes

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+4 # Guest 2012-10-19 06:28

did he just referee his own fight "i like that" after he got headkicked

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+2 # Guest 2012-10-19 06:51

This was painful to watch in general, and extremely painful if you had your speakers on. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BUST HIS ASSS BUST HIS ASS BUST HIS ASS BUST THIS NIGGAS ASS BUST HIS ASS BUST HIS ASS NIGGAS TIRED BUST HIS ASS

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+23 # Guest 2012-10-19 06:53

"Oh my God, funnieth fight ever! Thith ith going on fathbook!"

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+6 # Guest 2012-10-19 07:52

I wish I could like a comment more than once!

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+16 # Guest 2012-10-19 07:44

They seem to be very well educated.

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+3 # Guest 2012-10-19 09:53

NO MORE NIGGA!!!!

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+15 # Guest 2012-10-19 11:19

dude hopped in his car and drove straight to Albuquerque.

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+4 # Guest 2012-10-19 14:15

the hood is a magical place

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0 # bayzel22 2012-10-19 16:19

This video ended exactly how i dreamed it would!!

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0 # GioDude 2012-10-29 11:47

No mo niggah no mo

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+1 # Diaz Fan 2012-11-09 13:03

I'm dying at the comments hahaahhahahahaa I love you all!

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0 # Poo 2012-11-12 20:05

I'm a G too!

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0 # UnbreakableMatt 2012-11-29 07:32

Damn Rashad fucked that dude up

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