If Marie Antoinette was Vietnamese, she would have said 'Let them eat pho!' Alright, that's it for me tonight -- you've been a great audience.

Actually, Marie Antoinette never uttered that phrase. The statement actually appeared in Jean-Jacques Rousseau's book 'Confessions,' which is actually an alteration of an old Chinese anecdote: 'An ancient Chinese emperor who, being told that his subjects didn't have enough rice to eat, replied, 'Why don't they eat meat?' In general, most of the history that you know is somewhat skewed or just outright incorrect -- yet these inaccuracies compose the entirety of human culture. Amazing.

Speaking of humanity's culture, let's look at this new addition that cultural archaeologists will be studying hundreds of years from now. Check out this battle that happened this past weekend inside of a Toronto Pho restaurant and take notice of the amazing accuracy of the mysterious flying plate. Props to Ryan Ventura for the find.

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+9 # sneakAchoke 2012-10-29 08:33

In comes Captain save a Pho at the .30 second mark.

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0 # Necrotized 2012-10-29 08:41

Meanwhile in TORONTO....

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+18 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-10-29 08:49

It would've been crazy if like Ronda just came out of nowhere and hit someone with a chair.

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+9 # O_o Rowsy 2012-10-29 10:30

Ronda looks sexylicious and fit as f*ck in this pic!

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+4 # KennyNeverDies 2012-10-29 11:41

I know right! It's her smile, her confidence, and the way the sweat glistens on her finely sculpted athletic body. I wish I could smell her through the screen.

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0 # KennyNeverDies 2012-10-29 12:18

This makes me think of when Ronda got into a brawl at a movie theater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_8JdS-hHE

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+1 # niggafromparis 2012-10-29 08:53

that was a nice flanking move at :48

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+6 # MediocreThreat 2012-10-29 08:54

Asian food is slippery.

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+18 # real black guy 2012-10-29 09:00

Asians acting like black people, this is what hip hop has done to society.

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+5 # Just Sayin 2012-10-29 11:25

Black people like to just say DO SOMETHING 20 times to each other and night ends with no real fight or violence. Asians be busting girls foreheads open

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-9 # Sambro 2012-10-29 14:58

Go to Vietnam, 90% of those fucks are cunts.

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+10 # Sherko 2012-10-29 15:57

Quoting SST:

Go to Vietnam, 90% of those fucks are cunts.

If 90% of fucks were cunts. Then 10% of fucks must've been cocks.
That makes you 100% a fagg0t.

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-9 # Sambro 2012-10-29 17:52

You dirty gook! We should have dropped the bomb on you maggots.

do a google search for "vietnam least favorite country" you'll get loads of people who never want to go back:
https://www.google.com/search?q=lowest+return+visits+country&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=PzM&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&sclient=psy-ab&q=vietnam+least+favorite+country&oq=vietnam+least+favorite+country&gs_l=serp.3...61419.68952.1.69118.32.32.0.0.0.0.232.3409.17j13j2.32.0.les%3Bcqrwrth..1.0...1.1.F6m5_4Pa4W4&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=5a788ec4e1cc4d0a&bpcl=36601534&biw=1231&bih=623

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+1 # Sherko 2012-10-30 07:31

Bro, the war is over.
You don't have to go back if you don't want to. Just see a psychiatrist and I promise you there comes a day you don't have to constantly think about the gangrape you endured during your service in Vietnam.
Your ass has taken so much for your country, it deserves a purple heart.

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+11 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-10-29 09:05

The Dinner Plate Assassin threw a death shot, but it set off that chick special

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+22 # Cobb 2012-10-29 09:30

This is pho-k'ed up.

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+1 # mathematicscore 2012-10-29 14:43

Props for using the correct pronunciation in your pun. May Jesus smile upon you.

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+13 # freakintony 2012-10-29 09:31

usually Jackie Chan appears in these silly fight situations.

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-7 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-10-29 10:38

At the end after everyone else is beat up there will only be Ronda & Jackie left standing. But Ronda will demand that he cut to 135 before taking the fight.

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+16 # ihaveamicropenis 2012-10-29 10:59

Kenny you suck man....You just, you just suck...

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+1 # Wandiiii 2012-10-29 09:31

Ohhhh asia 1 : 0 rest of the world

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+7 # Just Sayin 2012-10-29 11:23

Good thing swat team was there to take control of the situation

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0 # Ryu 2012-10-29 11:23

Straw Hat Luffy popped up in the background at :23. He looked like he was having a great time.

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0 # wtfisthisshit 2012-10-29 11:33

jersey shore is looking great nowadays

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-2 # Kentpaul 2012-10-29 12:47

Supprised nobody was shouting out WSHH

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+6 # gummy 2012-10-29 13:29

I got extreme douche chills when the asian guy took off his black shirt and proceeded to do the mean mug and gorilla alpha male stance.

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0 # Sambro 2012-10-29 14:57

It would have been funny if the tranny kicked swat guys ass, when it was pushed.

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+1 # Tong Po 2012-10-29 16:04

Two things. 1. I love the dad watching on with his little daughter on the other side of the mini wall. 2. That was some expert disc throwing by SWAT. Ben Askren would be proud of that hammer throw.

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0 # sakyamuni 2012-10-29 16:49

Chiggers

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0 # Grammer Police 2012-10-29 17:51

That is offensive. It is Chiggaz

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-1 # mr. roy 2012-10-29 22:37

canadans dress hella funny

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0 # OverHandRight 2012-10-30 02:06

HAHAHAHAHA Luffy was chilling in the background, Good job he didn't get involved.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-10-30 08:13

I'd beat cheeks with that Lady Gaga look-alike tranny.

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0 # HarkMunt 2012-10-31 05:00

I'm still confused as to who was fighting who?!

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0 # Combo_Breaker 2012-11-01 11:28

"Fuh" is one of the greatest delicacies bestowed upon my tongue. JUST.TRY.IT.

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