Perhaps the greatest element of this installment of 'A Lesson in Street MMA' is the simple, yet direct YouTube description:

Treston "mayhem" blackhair vs emilio(streetfighter) treston said that it felt like a spar not even a fight...

We're assuming from the lack of Wal-Mart brand MMA gloves that Emilio is the 'street fighter' with the gnarly shirt made from the tears of gods, and Treston 'Mayhem' Blackhair is the other guy. Actually, we're not entirely sure if 'blackhair' is his last name, but for the purpose of this article we will assume that this Treston guy comes from a long family lineage of 'Blackhairs' that go back to the 16th century. If you would like to know more about the Blackhair family tree, just let me know and I will weave a story of impossible improbabilities that will stream seamlessly in your brain.

If our fighter descriptions are correct, then we need to get Treston rushed to the hospital because he's suffering from a severe case of 'Butt Hurt.' You know the symptoms -- extremely bitter when you just got your entire existence handed to you by a dude that rolls into a fight with a pony tail and the greatest shirt the universe ever created. Check out the epic Street MMA fight below and let us know if you agree. You better.

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+32 # TraneInStyle 2012-11-09 10:34

CARDIO VICTORY!

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+35 # SkeetEmUp 2012-11-09 10:34

bad news: he ripped his cool shirt
good news: he's gonna have a dope sleeveless tee

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+3 # Gansu 2012-11-09 10:37

I think that's the red car ghetto.. I might be wrong but..

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-5 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-11-09 13:56

Crips vs Bloods, except all Asians and no Crips... or Bloods. It's Asians with red cars.

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+27 # YO 2012-11-09 10:55

GOOD job by beating a tired Chinese fat lady. You must train UFC right?

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+12 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-11-09 22:07

You spelled trane wrong, bro.

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-3 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-11-09 10:59

when defeat is inevitable you don't go for the handshake...you bite the fuckstick in the face.

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+30 # mmac 2012-11-09 11:07

life on the rez

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+2 # TheTruth 2012-11-09 18:39

Mocasin Flats - behind the scenes

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+6 # miyagi 2012-11-09 11:15

no such thing as bad student, only bad teacher

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+7 # Diaz4President 2012-11-09 11:19

Love how he puts his hand out for a good wholesome shake and then gets cocked in the face.

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+5 # Over hand right 2012-11-09 11:42

Gameplan = Overhand right! Overhand right! overhand right! Overhand right! Repeat.

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+2 # Combo_Breaker 2012-11-09 16:05

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDrFQtbM2rc
Guy was on his James Toney.

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+4 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-11-09 11:42

Sensei Seagal showed him to tie the pony tail. Critical victory for highlights in swing states. Enough of bro banging or crying on buisness days. The hours are long and expedited. Jon Jones complimentary Nokia phone covers are going to metro. Getting fans are closer than they appear, but not with that stand up.

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+14 # TDM 2012-11-09 13:22

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+6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-11-09 14:23

I love to make fun of Sensei as much as the next guy, but those old school action flicks of his are second to NONE!

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+4 # Gansu 2012-11-09 18:02

Well, now he doesn't run anymore, you got what you asked for..

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+2 # Roast Def 2012-11-09 12:20

Dogs LOVE street MMA.

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-2 # That Guy 2012-11-09 12:42

FUCK 'EM UP!!!!!!!!!

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-2 # not bones jones 2012-11-09 13:03

winners

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+20 # mspca 2012-11-09 13:07

It is awesome how that dog just wanders around, sniffing bmx bikes, getting petted, chilling out being a dog. Real cool like.

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+5 # CharlatansUnited 2012-11-09 13:17

Yeah, that's how it should be.

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0 # HarkMunt 2012-11-09 13:12

Heres his facebook profile, do with it what you will

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002692765589&fref=ts

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+6 # H 2012-11-09 13:35

that guy has the worst cover photo of all time just confirming what i have just watched that guy is a prick

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+17 # Big Matty 2012-11-09 13:35

The skinny kid is a piece of shit. You don't punch someone in the face when they're trying to shake hands.

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0 # Sidecheckkick 2012-11-11 05:11

Unless set otherwise before the fight, street mma rules say that the WINNER desides when its over, or at least the guy who has more gas left.

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-1 # vagina inspector 2012-11-09 13:47

superb.

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+4 # Gonzo 2012-11-09 14:55

Youth/Violence ratio is a little high for a Street MMA post IMO.

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+1 # Cheebo 2012-11-10 03:58

While admittedly the end was a bit brutal the first few minutes were an arduous battle of attrition , endurance and endeavor. A fantastic bout of Street MMA between two of the finest young propects in the game today and a clear example the shame of defeat and the spoils of victory i.e. street cred.


Edit: It has just been announced that Grass Fights has signed Emilio to an exclusive 3 fight contract. Let us rejoice with a classic exhibition of Profesional Street MMA, what all Street MMAers aspire to.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxyJEM8Vck

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-2 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-11-09 14:59

that was entertaining

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+7 # TacoKite 2012-11-09 17:05

Win with grace, son!

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-1 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-11-09 18:09

We, the white people, graciously give these Native Americans shithole reservations in the middle of nowhere, and this is how they show their appreciation?

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+1 # JMMA 2012-11-09 19:41

So sad MiddleEasy is supporting this kind of thing by posting this.

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+1 # Sherko 2012-11-10 03:32

I would like to know more about the Blackhair family tree.

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+1 # Atomic Bologna 2012-11-10 07:13

Fuck.

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+1 # Just Sayin 2012-11-10 12:32

Soo this is the long awaited sequel to Only The Strong?

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+1 # Sarcasm 2012-11-10 12:51

They, unlike most skilled mma streetsmen, stayed on the dirt/grass area for most of the fight while behind them was the appropriate slab of concrete upon which to fight. We all know true street mma practitioners always find the hardest surface to fight on, even if it means fighting on the bleachers on "The Field of Dreams"

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+2 # Cycloptopus 2012-11-11 02:54

This video didn't make me feel good. I guess I expect more from Middleeasy than poor 14year olds fighting on the play ground. This is more sad than funny and it just makes me picture the fohawk d-bag that thought this was good enough to repost on the same site I get real MMA news from. Shame...

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