Deli MMA Math works like this: be the only man other than Anderson Silva to defeat Rich Franklin at middleweight + star as the Bronze Lion in The Man With The Iron Fist and come out on the other end of the equation with a deli wrap that looks as enticing as it does nefarious. MiddleEasy does not endorse this wrap. It looks like it could be used by an anesthesiologist to put down a medium-sized human for an afternoon. There are few things redeeming about this deadly meal, other than the delicious tastes... Look at the ingredients:

Two all beef grilled hot dogs topped with bacon, macaroni and cheese, ghost pepper nacho cheese, jalapeños, chili cheese Fritos, and ghost pepper ranch served in a grilled wrap.

That's death in burrito shell. This puts the Chael Sonnen burger to shame and it makes me wonder with all of these foodstuffs being created in honor of MMA fighters, what would a MiddleEasy sandwich look like? Think about that while you watch the video and contemplate if the wrap made for Cung Le's iron fists looks delicious or disgusting.

Thanks to KneeBarBuffet for the find.

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+2 # aarondramp 2012-11-12 11:03

I came.

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+4 # Puck 2012-11-12 13:24

Quoting aarondramp:

I came.

I think he did too while scooping the Mac n Cheese...

"Ohhhh yeaaaa..."

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+1 # Shamownage 2012-11-12 11:08

The Middle Easy Club Sandwich - Turkey Legs (broken off of the turkey personally by Ronda Rousey), Stevia, Lettuce, Tomato, Bacon and Cannabutter (it's whatever).

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+10 # Shamownage 2012-11-12 11:13

*Replace Bacon with Horse Meat

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-1 # Joe Pepperoni 2012-11-12 11:27

I would eat the shit out of that.

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+3 # virgin 2012-11-12 17:07

but he didn't put any shit on it

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+2 # SST2 2012-11-12 17:14

It was all shit! That som'bitch shouldn't be anywhere near a kitchen.

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+1 # MediocreThreat 2012-11-12 18:42

We've all seen the meat video by now, but have you seen the fritos video??? You should see the shit they do to that corn.

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+6 # KneebarBuffet 2012-11-12 11:35

Viva la Bronze Lion

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+17 # AkuraIchiban 2012-11-12 12:25

Hot dogs in a wrap? With cheese snacks and macaroni? WTF AMERICA!?

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+14 # Krakatau 2012-11-12 13:06

Holy fuck, that sounds disgusting. I wonder how the chef in the video got such fat fucking hands? Nacho cheese and ranch dressing on a spicy mac n cheese hotdog burrito? Fucking fritos? What kind of Paula Dean ass shit is that? I'm surprised it isn't deep fried like a chimichanga and served with cake frosting.

The MiddleEasy definitely feature stevia and cannabutter. Good call.

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+2 # jits released 2012-11-12 13:36

So I'm the only one so far that thought that looked like it was definitely influenced by some time in prison or even county jail. Doin time will make a good chef great.

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+7 # Loots 2012-11-12 13:48

That is vial. I wouldn't feed that to my worst enemy. Do people not care about their health?

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+5 # Ryu 2012-11-12 14:02

What the fuck that is something they serve at a restaurant. That is shit I would make when I was stoned. Just take random crap out of the pantry and put it together.

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+5 # MEOW2 2012-11-12 16:11

thats a wrap son

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+11 # PaulReisersGhost 2012-11-12 16:57

This is like the overweight, retrded step son of EpicMealTime.

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+6 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-11-12 19:50

Nothing says "tribute to a Vietnamese-Amer ican San Shou fighter/Kung Fu movie star" like a tortilla filled with hot dogs, mac & cheese and Fritos.

What I'm saying is, put some Sriracha and Shrimp Chips on that bitch and then we'll talk.

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+3 # saywhat 2012-11-13 04:02

man... wtf do you eat in america... i mean it looks tasty... but jesus christ...

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+3 # dazza 2012-11-13 04:22

it looks tasty and all but this is why americans are fat fucks.

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+3 # NoHomo 2012-11-13 10:24

I would make love to that hotdog burrito

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0 # This is why 2012-12-18 06:30

Americans die way too soon. Cancer, diabetes, obesity... I don't eat particularly healthy but I cringe at the thought of anything processed other than perhaps bacon being used as an ingredient. Are people this dumb? Cheese is MADE, it already has ALLOT of salt and people use it as an ingredient, same goes for bacon, more cheese, no veggies... This is just wrong. Garbage food.

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