If ZUFFA wants to break PPV records, the biggest fight that could possibly be assembled is a title fight between Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey. Don't look at it from a competitive stand point because at this point Ronda Rousey would yank Carano's limbs off and use them as nunchucks. In order to shatter PPV records, ZUFFA needs to target the audience that have never dropped cashed on a UFC PPV. There's no reason to market the fight to MMA fans. They already have us. It's a waste of advertising dollars.

In a hypothetical fight between Gina Carano vs. Ronda Rousey, ZUFFA could grab the uninformed female audience by reiterating that in the 20 years of UFC, it would be the first female fight in the organization's history. To get the uninformed male audience, just consistently show how attractive yet deadly both women are. That's really all dudes need. We're not as complicated as women. Men don't need guides to operate the inner-workings of our minds.

There you go, UFC. I just gave you an eight-figure idea in two paragraphs. There's no need to build a shrine to me in ZUFFA's office. All I request is to place me in the front of press row. I'm tired of looking at the back of Kevin Iole's head.

We've heard Cris Cyborg mention that it was impossible for her to cut from 145 lbs to 135 lbs to fight Ronda Rousey, but according to a story on MMAWeekly, her doctors are preventing her from cutting weight due to potential health issues that could arise.

Members of Cris Cyborg’s camp confirmed to MMAWeekly.com on Tuesday that she visited with her heart doctor and was told that a cut to 135lbs would just not be safe based on her personal physical health. Her cardiologist stated emphatically that he would not sign off on a move down a weight class based on her current health.

The dangers to her body could also prohibit Santos from carrying a child later in life, and according to her camp, that was a risk the former Strikeforce champion was unwilling to make for any fight.

The heart thing I can understand -- but who really wants to have kids anymore? The earth is overpopulated as it is and there are an innumerable amount of children that have no parents. Let's just adopt and make 'live child birth' a thing of the past. Vote Zeus for 2016.

Comments   

 

+7 # AkuraIchiban 2012-11-13 12:30

Sounds like she would have to cut off her womb to make weight at 135....choices

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+23 # StrikeforceNeverDie 2012-11-13 14:04

Or her ten pound penis

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-7 # synthsis 2012-11-13 12:31

Clearly an excuse to prevent her from getting her arm broken in Rd1 against Rousey.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # Cobb 2012-11-13 13:40

Shit, that giant sigh of relief you're hearing is Ronda and her fans.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+11 # @ZombieHusker 2012-11-13 12:31

I think having male reproductive organs is going to be more of an obstacle to overcome when it comes to getting pregnant. The only place she's carrying a baby is in her arms.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+11 # acro 2012-11-13 12:34

To bad, I was looking forward to her destroying Rousey.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+11 # FrozenCavemanLawyet 2012-11-13 12:36

"carrying a child later in life"? Riiiiiiiiiight

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # EMP_EBT562 2012-11-13 18:24

word.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-2 # jerlihg 2012-11-13 12:36

If Anthony Johnson could make 170 and Sean McCorkle could make 265, and Cormier is willing to drop from 240 to 205, then Cyborg should without a doubt be able to make 135

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # MediocreThreat 2012-11-13 13:35

If her health is bad enough to prevent her from cutting ten more pounds to fight at 135, she should not be fighting at all.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-4 # Roids 2012-11-13 12:40

Trim Clit a few inches push up "ovaries" and stop taking me... fixed.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+10 # connertreffry 2012-11-13 12:40

i don't see why ronda is being a punkass, meet her halfway at 140....cyborgs going to kill her though

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # g1r9a8n8t 2012-11-13 12:59

Quoting connertreffry:

i don't see why ronda is being a punkass, meet her halfway at 140....cyborgs going to kill her though

I may be wrong but, my understanding of the situation is the the UFC will only be implementing a 135 division for the women. Rousey (presumably) would be made champion as she currently has the title at 135 in Strikeforce. (Just like that did with the WEC smaller weight class champions.) And for a title fight to take place Both fighters have to make the weight class. You cant defend a 135 title at 140. Just a thought.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # StrikeforceNeverDie 2012-11-13 14:11

The way UFC talks, they don't give a shit about woman's mma, they only like ronda, so screw the division let the contenders build up and she needs this super fight to happen it's the only money fight, anything else is not worthy of UFC main card

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # io331 2012-11-13 20:15

^^^^ What this guy said. There is no division. There is only one "star" and one fight that they can make with a former champ.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+15 # Patrick 2012-11-13 12:50

She's with Tito Ortiz's Primetime 360 Entertainment & Sports Management Inc. isn't she? Guess he's already making excuses for her.

And there is NO WAY a cardiologist would tell her she can't shed a measly 10 pounds. Why would she even visit a cardiologist for that? Must be some Brazilian, morning urine drinking, witch doctor.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # steveob 2012-11-13 13:03

excuses? what will Ronda's excuse for not fighting here at 145?

and we all know she can get to 145...just look at her pics from the olympics

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

0 # han solo 2012-11-14 21:08

LOL
tudumbish

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+10 # Sambro 2012-11-13 13:23

LOL! Ronda has no one to fight now.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # StrikeforceNeverDie 2012-11-13 14:07

Theres always Dana's penis

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # GuyFromTheAudience 2012-11-13 14:06

Speaking of woman in the UFC, can I yell out pussy and not get called out by Pat Barry this time?

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+5 # Urbanangel22 2012-11-13 14:09

Ronda clearly wants to have an advantage at 135, knowing full well that cutting to 135 would break Cyborg. If she really thinks she can take Cyborg, she'd want Cyborg at her best... and a 140 catchweight would be the fairest option for both fighters.

Ronda may be a great talent, relatively good looks and a big mouth - but she's never been tested on the feet at all. If anyone has the ability to smash her enough to produce amnesia regarding a ground game, then its Cyborg. And she knows it.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # PaulReisersGhost 2012-11-13 14:10

Now, I'm not doctor, but if Cyborg removed that penis 'she' has, she might be closer to making 135....

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Fat Pikachu 2012-11-13 14:18

Well she can stop dopping too, that is very bad for your health.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # Nazty111 2012-11-13 15:17

alright people. I'll take the hit. Im willing to inseminate cyborg to get this deal done. problem solved.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+6 # virgin 2012-11-13 15:55

you sick fuck

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+8 # NoHomo 2012-11-13 19:19

When u fuck cyborg, youll end up carrying the baby

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Nazty111 2012-11-14 02:13

I'll birth the fucker out my anus, in the name of this fight. I'll do it for middleeasy.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-3 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-11-13 20:13

In typical Chute Boxe mating tradition she'll soccer kick you when she's done. Similar to a praying mantis.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # karatekyle 2012-11-13 18:06

she should consult Mike Dolce, do some healthy cutting

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-3 # EMP_EBT562 2012-11-13 18:26

or an app..

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+1 # wadawada 2012-11-13 20:32

Ronda is scared. Move up to 145 & fight Cyborg plox.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-6 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-14 00:16

Ronda has stated that Vegeta is her favorite Dragon Ball Z character. Much like Vegeta, she's also very strategic in her fights as well as in the lead up to fights. Her foresight is uncanny. It was Ronda's idea to fight Miesha Tate first before fighting Cyborg. She also suspected Cyborg was juicing. If Rousey was scheduled to fight Cyborg instead of Tate than her career would've been in limbo after Cyborg was suspended. Instead Rousey rouse to success by taking the initiative & deciding her own fate.

For Ronda the fight starts before she even steps into the cage. She's kind of like Bernard Hopkins or Muhammad Ali in the way that she antagonizes her opponents. She talks a lot but she can back it all up. Looking back at her old interviews at the dawn of her MMA career & it's amazing how prophetic she was. Ronda said she believes in self manifesting things.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # PaulReisersGhost 2012-11-14 02:43

You want a breath mint? I mean, you must need one after that much ass licking....

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # KennyNeedsPussy 2012-11-14 05:06

And a restraining order

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Sidecheckkick 2012-11-14 11:45

Vegeta was a dumb fuck, well smarter then Goku but still a dumb fuck.
strategic my ass.
Vegeta was always nuber 2 in the series, much like Ronda who always be number 2 as long as Cyborg is around.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

-1 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-14 17:09

@Sidecheckkick
Do you think Ronda's strategic & clever? She didn't just sit back & let the chips fall where they may. She was proactive & devised a plan that paid off for her. She chose the Tate fight at just the right time because if the Cyborg fight was scheduled than it would've been canceled because of Cyborg got banned. Plus Ronda wasn't as good with her standup back then as she is now. Ronda's a much bigger star now & Cyborg vs Rousey will be a bigger fight now than it would've been then. She also brought women's MMA to the UFC when most people thought it wouldn't. Some may speculate that she got a UFC contract because she had sex with Zuffa executives but over look the fact that she's the highest rated headliner currently signed to StrikeForce. Why would Zuffa drop the highest rated fighter from StrikeForce but sign lower rated fighters to the UFC? Ronda has good business sense.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+4 # PaulReisersGhost 2012-11-14 19:00

Please, let Ronda digest her food before you suck the shit direct from her rusty ballon knot, Kenny.

Being the highest rated fighter in strikeforce right now is alot like being the hottest high school basketball player. her views aren't even in the top 5 of all time for Strikeforce events let alone MMA events.

She has talent, she has marketability but your obsessive fanyboyism is ridiculous, you praise this twat like she's the greatest thing since sliced bread when in reality she is nothing more than a mediocore MMA fighter that you've memorized every life detail of. Grow up, and talk about something other than Ronda Rousey for one week please.

Sincerly,

- Everyone, ever, in the history of man.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+7 # Everyone 2012-11-14 20:58

He speaks for me, and I/we agree

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+2 # Uncle Chael 2012-11-14 05:54

Look like she went to the Doctor that told me Roiding up and fighting is fine.......

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

 

+3 # rippie74 2012-11-14 06:08

The UFC is starting to really lose its lustre. All these BS semantics about this & that. All these rumors of fights that are never gonna happen. GSP/Silva - Silva/Jones & now Cyborg/Rousey. This type of shit is along the same lines as the Mayweather Jr./Pacman BS. It's all nonsense talk. It's like those gay ass TapouT t-shirts & the fags who wear them. Everyone involved in these fight rumors that we as fans know will never happen (for one ridiculous reason or another) I say to you. Get fucked.

Reply | Reply with quote | Quote

 

Refresh comments list
RSS feed for comments to this post

Add comment

Name (required)

Refresh

Send

Cancel

JComments