Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during UFC on FOX 5, your chance to show the world how extraordinarily clever you are while under the influence of MMA (and possibly other substances). Before last weekend's event we asked our Twitter followers to give us their verbal gems for a shot at forever being immortalized on the internet (or until the world ends this month). While many of you tweeted us your thoughts, only a select few were chosen to be published on the front page of MiddleEasy. If you don't see your tweet listed below, don't worry. It's not the end of the world -- yet. There's still a lot of pontificating to go.