Blast to The Past: Ben Henderson receives some prophetic positive reinforcement in 2008

Jason Nawara

Dec 13 |16:52

Last Updated on Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:28

Ben Henderson is so smooth he's like a babies bottom made of marble with the buttcrack covered by the finest silk known to man. That is a 100% certified lame analogy, but it's also a 100% true analogy. I'm not going to defend the opening statement or delve into it any longer, nor would I ever say that to Ben Henderson in person (maybe I would), but let it be known that Ben 'Smooth' Henderson is damn smooth. Not many people can pull off frame-less glasses in my opinion, and that is one of the many reason Ben Henderson is smooth. Are you born with the smoothness or do you have to train in the art of smooth? Only Ben Henderson can answer that question, but what we do know is that Ben Henderson has been smooth for a long time. Take a velvety Blast to The Past, 2008 to be exact, when Ben Henderson was 4-1 and just starting to discover the way of the smooth with his coach John Crouch behind him in every way.

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+4 # Tong Po 2012-12-13 17:15

We're suppose to be calling him 'Benson' now.

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+1 # DJNoRequest 2012-12-13 18:18

Yeah, but he was 'Ben' when this was filmed, so it gets a pass.z9z4p

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+3 # GOD 2012-12-13 18:26

No Crouch, I said it first, the day Bensen was born to that sweet virgin Korean mother of his.

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-4 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-12-13 19:30

I can't see the video on my phone but this article made me think of an interview with Ronda Rousey when she first started training MMA. She was really confident & her predictions of her future career success was prophetic. Ronda said that she believes in self manifesting things. Ronda's wrestling coach Leo tweeted "It is not about seeing and then believing, it is about believing and then seeing." That's how Ronda is. She believes she can do anything that she sets her mind to.

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+1 # KennysPenis 2012-12-13 20:17

So she saw herself sucking Dana's dick before it even happened? I'm a Ronda believer now

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+1 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-12-14 04:52

Ask yourself these questions.

Zuffa wanted to move the highest rated fighters to the UFC so is it logical that they would want Ronda who is the highest rated fighter left in StrikeForce?
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What logical reasons are there to shun Rousey who is the highest rated fighter left in StrikeForce while signing lower rated fighters?

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Rousey got higher ratings than Dan Henderson, Cormier, Barnett, Melendez, Rockhold, Kennedy, Jardine, etc..... Have all of these fighters also sucked Dana's dick to get to the UFC since they got lower ratings than Ronda?

* Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman 529,000
* Strikeforce: Tate vs. Rousey 472,000
* Strikeforce: Barnett vs Cormier 463,000
* Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal 460,000
* Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Kennedy 420,000
* Strikeforce: Feijao vs. Henderson 412,000
* Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Jardine 344,000
* Strikeforce: Barnett vs. Kharitonov 274,000

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Cyborg's fight with Gina Carano got higher ratings than Dan Henderson vs Fedor. Considering that Cyborg got higher ratings than Fedor than is it likely that Zuffa executives thought of the business potential of Cyborg vs Rousey more so than attempting to pressure Rousey into performing oral sex?

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If you look at it from a business perspective than there's actually a lot of potential for woman's MMA in the UFC. Do you really think they're assigning a women's ppv headline all just for a blow job but haven't actually looked at some of the facts I've posted above?

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+1 # greatjob 2012-12-14 09:34

you are the seriously one of the most dedicated trolls out there i can't believe the lengths you are going to in order to keep this Ronda thing going.

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