Although it may seem extraordinary, we're not stunned that Anderson Silva is a reported sixteen-foot-tall giant that weighs only 205 lbs. We just want to know what technology the UFC holds to bend time and space within the Octagon and make Anderson Silva appear to be a six-foot-tall middleweight that has the reach of a normal man? In fact, the government should be worried that ZUFFA has mastered the ability of spatial distortion before they did. That's some scary stuff, folks. With this new technology Dana White is free to control the mind of everyone -- let's hope he doesn't make us believe that James Toney has a realistic shot at defeating a UFC fighter...again. We already fell for that one -- or perhaps we were manipulated by some of this secret ZUFFA technology. In any case, I'm happy that this MMA publication has reported the facts on this conspiracy. Props to Reddit for the find.

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-3 # TDM 2012-12-19 09:22

More like he's a normal man that has the reach of a 16 foot giant. He can jab you from across the Octagon®.

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-4 # phonechecked 2012-12-19 09:36

twerkbreak.com/middleeasy.com

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-5 # Miiiiiiighty 2012-12-19 09:36

LULz

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+8 # Vagina inspector 2012-12-19 10:10

Anderson should start wearing that face paint when he fights.

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+9 # Instant Karma 2012-12-19 10:29

So much for Jones' size advantage....

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+3 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-12-19 10:32

pic.twitter.com/9tN4YGlu

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+1 # NoHomo 2012-12-19 12:34

I think that's his height when he is lying on his back

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-4 # gucci 2012-12-19 16:15

are u retarded

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0 # BreadCostume 2012-12-19 17:26

Man fuck that, that dude is a shape shifter apparently.

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0 # Cheebo 2012-12-20 05:39

Zeus hold up. Your were the only person who followed the Mercer beat Silvia therefore Tony could beat anyone line of reasoning. It ranks up there with your Bobby Lashley delusion. (I can't believe you bought into that frackin hype-train).
In other news, your top ten WTF moments of 2010 was such a masterpiece of comedic writing that you should be nominated for a Nobel Prize and a Grammy. Simul-frackin-t aneously.

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