The impending apocalypse is headed in your general direction and there's nothing you can do to stop it. According to the Mayans, everything is supposed to go down at 3:00 pm PST. Everything meaning -- something. Bobby Razak believes it will have to do with zombies and some global consciousness shift. I've long-held the notion that everyone's consciousness will be tuned to a certain frequency, one that resembles a hallucinogenic trip. If you're not accustomed to this shift in consciousness, then your mind will literally rupture in your head, or you may simply be plucked from this planet.

Within a few hours we're going to know if the Mayan dating system has some esoteric values -- however my suggestion is don't cash your chips just yet. I'm pretty sure the dude that lives next to me is a Mayan, and he's been blasting mariachi music since 7:30 am. He doesn't seem that worried about an apocalypse, or noise complaints.

If the world does come to an end today, then we will never know the coaching abilities of TUF 17's Chael Sonnen and Jon Jones. The only thing humanity will have is this video relic from a time long gone. Check it out below.

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+6 # UFC Fan 2012-12-21 08:34

I quit watching ufc if Cheal becomes a nice guy

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+1 # SnakeJake 2012-12-22 05:10

It's ChAEl Sonnen and Don ChEAdle. And Shawn MichAEls.

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+12 # muza 2012-12-21 08:46

Say what u want about chael or jones, but this will be the first time in yeeeears im going to watch this show again. Freakish talent vs freakish showman, cant beat that!

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+8 # HeathLedgersghost 2012-12-21 09:25

I haven't watched TUF in years but I'll give this season a chance. Chael will probably be hilarious.

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+18 # vagina inspector 2012-12-21 09:17

Its all red and stuff.

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-1 # MEOW2 2012-12-21 09:52

you can count on 3 things. death,taxes and CHAEL SONNEN WHOPPING YA ASS

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+1 # BK 2012-12-21 10:13

holy crap
is the first guy with the hoodie in the video Luke 'Bigslow' Barnatt?????

did i seethat right????????

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0 # Danger Waffles 2012-12-22 22:26

i see it too. looking forward to that.

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+2 # theswedishguy 2012-12-21 13:14

Better yet, A Swedish guy named Tor will be on the show.

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0 # CharlatansUnited 2012-12-21 21:32

Chael's in for a serious beatdown--and I'm pretty sure he know it too.

Bones wines via Chael's Sappmission

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+1 # Kwinklenator 2012-12-21 21:51

titties

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+1 # rondasmanass 2012-12-21 22:38

Two dickheads

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