As DJ Michael Bisping spins the decks somewhere across the pond, Vitor Belfort yearns to to serenade you, and with a little luck, perhaps his melodies on the acoustic guitar will lead to some serious toe-sucking action by the end of the night. Jesus Christ willing, of course. To remind the world that we are mere weeks away from the UFC's return to Sao Paulo, Brazil for UFC on FX 7, Vitor Belfort wrapped his formidable hands around the neck of his six string and sat down to cover "Sampa" in the, hip, non-recognizeable way. More of a reimagining of the song by MMA fan Caetano Veloso, actually. This is the song that's caught on faster in Brazil than a string up the butt of a hot chick.
We implore you to turn of the lights, put another piece of wood on the fire and let Vitor Belfort soothe you. Forget about your pain and worry.