Dana White's head is made entirely of discarded Metroid Nintendo cartridges. What, you don't believe me? Someone in the media needs to ask if he can confirm this rumor during the next press conference. Make sure you get it on video so we can have something ridiculous to post on MiddleEasy the following day. Besides, how do we not know White's head is not created from old Nintendo games if no one asks? Get on it, MMA media. In the meantime I'll be awing over the fact that Michael K. Williams (Omar in The Wire) will play the role of Old Dirty Bastard in an upcoming film. You can awe over it too -- it's not a mutually exclusive sort of thing.
Perhaps you guys should awe over the fact that Dana White said that getting Eddie Alvarez to the UFC is going to 'get ugly' and that he's never watched an episode of Bellator in his life. We adore Spike TV at MiddleEasy, so in a perfect world Dana White and Bellator would settle their differences and the MMA world can live happily ever after. However, as long as Dana White is going to mean mug reporters that ask Bellator-related questions, our cameras will be right there. Take a look.