Before writing this Guy Mezger article, it just occurred to me that KFC is selling a sandwich entirely composed of meat. There's no bun. I'm pretty sure Nostradamus predicted this in one of his quatrains, which means that it's another sign this world is coming to an end -- eventually. Just imagine being in that KFC boardroom when that idea was approved. Better yet, imagine how much whiskey was swigged that day. 'Screw the bun, let's make that sh** meat on meat...on meat, son!' That quote is only funny if it came from Marlon Wayans.
Despite what scientists want you to believe, no one knew Guy Mezger starred in his own reality show that revolves around his gym in Dallas, TX. We're not sure when (or where) it will air, but there does exist a trailer for it -- and we've provided it to you free of charge.