Foolish me. For years I have been evacuating my bowels incorrectly, sitting on the porcelain throne and adding odd angles to cut off my creation of Mr. Hankey. Where would I be, what would I be doing if this Gracie breakdown of pooping wasn't here for me to see the error of my ways? Thank you Rener Gracie, and thank you dude who animates these spoofs of our favorite MMA fighters, you are guiding my life ever closer to perfection. There is a reason why we nominated the creator of these spoofs, Prebek, for best MMA Animation in the 2012 MiddleEasy Awards - they are consistently awesome, and this one is no different.
Sit back and learn what you're doing wrong when you're going number two, then learn how to stave off bully attacks when you are pooping. Life lessons all over the place.