This article may be the last Dana White centric one of 2012. We would like to thank White for opting to include us in his inner-circle instead of imploding our brains with a blitzkrieg of verbal daggers. Unfortunately he's never invited anyone at MiddleEasy over to his massive compound in Las Vegas for a BBQ. Dana seems like a guy that probably wouldn't offer vegetarian options to a backyard cook-off anyway. Ah well, continue to eat your steak and chicken -- we'll happily consume our Tofurky and tempeh. It's the MiddleEasy way.
Nick Diaz shares our same dietary lifestyle. In fact there's even a video out there of Diaz forcing LayzieTheSavage to drink a cup of apple cider-vinegar, and then immediately projectile vomiting moments after. We're pretty certain Diaz will never venture to the dark side of animal consumption anytime soon, but when it comes to returning Dana White's phone calls -- egh, we're not so sure.