I like going to Burger King when I feel like I want to be part of a monarchy. They should make 'Burger Democracy,' wire tap the customers and then tell us the terrorists are taking our burger freedoms away. I never get involved in politics, unless it deals with burgers. That's another way of saying 'I never get involved in politics, ever.'

We don't know how Cream of Broccoli Lesnar soup tastes, but now that Masato Toys created the first ever MMA Menu -- it exists. Before you ask, of course Chocolate Al is on the dessert menu. Sonnen's Spinning Back Ribs? Yep, it's there too. Check it out below.

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+10 # John A 2013-01-01 21:59

LOL this is far and away the best thing you have ever posted.

Happy New Year to you, middleeasy :)

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+9 # Sambro 2013-01-02 08:49

I'll take the all you can eat Jessica Clam Penne Pasta please!

...with a dash of Moo Saucy.

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+16 # MixedMonkeyArts 2013-01-01 22:19

How in the hell did they miss the chance to put Rice-Cerrone on the menu?!

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+2 # Masato 2013-01-02 06:22

Quoting MixedMonkeyArts:

How in the hell did they miss the chance to put Rice-Cerrone on the menu?!

LOLOLOL - how in the hell indeed?? that is super funny

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+10 # TasteMyPeePee 2013-01-01 22:58

I do not want any of Lyoto's Risotto!

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+12 # Absinthe1 2013-01-02 00:30

Quoting MixedMonkeyArts:

How in the hell did they miss the chance to put Rice-Cerrone on the menu?!

Or Rice Gracie

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-6 # WTFMann 2013-01-02 08:04

clearly someone has too much free time

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+4 # Doorhandle 2013-01-02 09:44

If someone didn't have too much free time, the world would be chaos.

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+5 # TDM 2013-01-02 08:11

I now know what KennyNuncaMuere eats on a regular basis. And I'm surprised no one's accused the MiddleEasy staff of religiously eating Chicken Quesa-Diaz for appetizers every day.

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+3 # Sambro 2013-01-02 09:00

I want some Tank Rabbit too!

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+5 # Rob 2013-01-02 09:48

Where's the Cung Pow Franklin?

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+6 # BaneRises 2013-01-02 10:59

Complimentary Kimbo Slice Bread
Sean Grilled Salmon
Phil Pebaroni pizza
Ka Sushi Sakaraba
Kazayuki Fajitas

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0 # AJ Woody 2013-01-15 08:07

The guy who made it runs his own website.
I'm a fan on Masato's on FB. Check out his latest comics. it's truly EPIC:

http://masatotoys.freeforums.org/sonnen-s-war-episode-3-t57.html

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