Not going to spend a more than a couple of minutes pretending to understand the cultural differences between Asia and the Western world. They’re far too vast for my attention span. I know they do everything a little bit differently, and I’m alright with that. In fact, I agree with a lot of those differences. For instance, if the Western world would adopt mopeds as their primary means of transportation the same way they did in most of Asia, nobody would ever complain about ridiculous gas prices again. At 100 miles per gallon, you could endlessly joy-ride around the mall like you did when you first got your drivers license; and picking up girls as memorizing a few pick-up lines from the Ladies Man. Alternatively, you could learn to sing like Sexiyama, and make a room full of women break down in lustful tears. Watch him do exactly that, all the while, bringing in the New Year for a popular Korean TV station.