If nice guys finish last, then every UFC champion is an evil human being filled with hatred. Judging by that logic, it would also make Kenneth Allen the nicest fighter on the face of the planet. Don't worry Kenneth, one day you'll get that second win -- and when you do, MiddleEasy will be there to throw you a virtual party. Riff Raff and Kid Sister will be on stage and we'll have Chipotle cater the entire thing. On second thought, we hope you never get your second win. Our budget just can't afford a celebration to that extent -- or any extent.

In the following video, nice guys may finish last -- but they do so with a remarkable four-second KO. Fighters across the world, let this be a lesson that you should play nice. If your opponent extends his/her glove before the fight, touch it. Don't be a hardass and go for the first strike -- or else this may end up happening to you. Props to Reddit for the find.

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+17 # cockapoopoo 2013-01-05 02:22

Penis

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+23 # Instant Karma 2013-01-05 08:42

He had his hand up to touch gloves.... too bad he was already KTFO at that point


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+6 # Instant Karma 2013-01-05 12:07

on a serious note, it is nice to see a fighter that knows how to defend himself while putting his hand up to touch gloves.

IF, you choose to touch gloves, you should still be smart enough to "defend yourself at all times"

and IF you don't want to touch gloves (which is fine) there is a way to be classy about it, shake your head, gesture to "put your hands up" etc...

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+24 # Cain Sarwin 2013-01-05 05:06

Colton Smith are you watching?

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+21 # Gonzo 2013-01-05 08:04

Karma level: Instant

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+6 # gloves 2013-01-05 09:39

those gloves must suck for grappling

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+2 # maxx 2013-01-05 14:17

Quoting gloves:

those gloves must suck for grappling

remind me of dream gloves which are borderline hulk gloves.

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0 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-05 10:19

hey guy, whyd you do that?

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+3 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2013-01-05 13:39

He was out for nearly 2 minutes. I wish that dude would have decided to also become a cheap bitch for a split second and Hendo'd him with a follow up.

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