We never expected another brand of Street MMA, but after searching the web for the newest and freshest fights we stumbled upon one of the most incredible sub genres of the Street MMA style we have ever witnessed. Ladies and gentleman, I'm proud to announce that Street MMA officially has a cousin and it's name is Train Fights. Not unlike Denny's MMA, this offshoot of Street MMA shares the same rules we know and love as Denny's or Street MMA, except it takes place on or around train platforms, inside subways or inside trains themselves. After we discovered the Train Fights channel on YouTube we realized that it was our duty to deliver the ten best Train Fights directly to you as swiftly as possible. This is that list. Obviously.

The Parallel Universe Theory dictates the current universe we reside in is surrounded by a seemingly infinite amount of other universes, all filled with a seemingly infinite amount of possibilities. In short, whatever combination of actions that accumulate into a scenario can be found in at least one parallel universe. We don't know how to traverse these universes because humans are idiots. We can't even cure the common cold. However, those universes are out there and I've created a list of The Top Ten Alterations to MMA History That 100% Occurred in a Parallel Universe, only at MiddleEasy.com.

Denny's. The final embodiment of the Wild West in a late night American restaurant chain. The installation of swinging doors, a spittoon and a regulation MMA cage would serve Denny's well. You see, this half a century old family diner has been a kind and hospitable host for not only hungry wayfarers and coffee ordering teens, but a plethora of hard hitting brawls known only as Denny's Street MMA. This phenomenon has existed since Denny's inception. Old men and truckers would sit around campfires and/or put flashlights under their faces and regale children with Denny's Street MMA tales. Now with the advent of baller camera phones the production value for Denny's Street MMA has gone way up and events can be uploaded for all to see within minutes. It's a glorious time for Denny's Street MMA, so before it gets totally popular we present to you the Top Ten Denny's Street MMA matches.

Note by Zeus: Look, we understand that all of these examples do not exemplify the sport of MMA. It's tongue and cheek. Wipe those tears from your eyes. This is all in fun.

Massive guffaw to all you 'birthers' out there. President Obama didn't show you his birth certificate because the guy was too busy killing the most wanted man on the planet. Perhaps whenever he's done organizing superhuman, secret Navy Seal missions with dogs equipped with titanium teeth, then he'll back to whatever agenda FOX News has planned for him this month. The fact is, America kicks gargantuan ass. Not only did we invent Gak, but managed to exterminate the Magneto of terrorist supervillians. It's all over with. America protects the world once again. Feel free to throw a little extra salt on that steak, you deserve it. While you're at it, check out our list of The Top Ten Ranger Up Videos That Will Make You Happy America Killed Bin Laden, only at MiddleEasy.com.

Nick Diaz is not known for doing press. During conference calls he usually complains of being away from the gym, he rambles and rarely stays on subject. On camera he fidgets to the point where it's almost impossible to keep him in frame, he is usually looking over his shoulder as if some evil spirit is coming for him. Like a boy at the age where sweatpants no longer become an acceptable thing to wear around women, every Nick Diaz interview is awkward. If Nick Diaz interviews could be compared to a candy they would be Jelly Belly's. If you acquire one you want to put it in your mouth to find out if it tastes strawberries, and when it tastes like dirt boogers you have no one to blame but yourself. In honor of Strikeforce visiting the 209, we tirelessly combed through every Nick Diaz interview known to man and we came up with The Top Ten Most Awkward Nick Diaz Interviews, only at MiddleEasy.com.

In 1964 a supreme court justice was quoted as describing pornography as something he could not describe, but "I know it when I see it". This colloquial expression also pertains to street MMA. You yourself have probably bore witness to Street MMA, a combat sport where the athletes know little to no actual martial arts but at the same time seem to somehow pull incredible feats of greatness out of nowhere. Street MMA is it's own conglomeration of martial arts, It can take place anywhere in the world, from a ritzy neighborhood to the European backwoods. Zeus coined the term months ago in a 'Lithuanian Street MMA' article, and from that moment on, it entered the English lexicon. Street MMA is different from 'Street fighting' in the sense that in the heat of battle, there exists some methodical code that each fighter goes by, whether it's a martial art or rules created within the context of the environment. Enjoy The Top Ten Street MMA Videos in Street MMA History, only at MiddleEasy.com

Most often times in this universe, things are presented to us as an entire entity, unphased by civilization's lack of understanding. Human understanding is not a requisite for something to sit firmly in this world and make your mind explode whenever you attempt to comprehend it. Sometimes objects or scenarios will just leave you isolated, trapped in your prison of confusion with the only words coming from your mouth being: WTF. Occasionally, this phenomena happens in mixed martial arts, and when it does, every element of jaw-droppingness is still retained. Check out our list of The Top Ten WTF Moments of 2010, only at MiddleEasy.com

If you played Fallout 3 and its strange, but satisfying offspring, Fallout: New Vegas, then you've already transformed into some incredibly altruistic individual albeit in a digital post-apocalyptic universe. Altruism can be defined as making a positive impact in someone's life without the reciprocal expectation of anything in return. It goes beyond 'being nice' or the golden rule of 'treating others the way you want to be treated'. If you're religious, it's impossible to be purely altruistic because any act under a religious pretense is not from the individual, but an obligation to whatever higher-being you believe in. According to Ayn Rand, humans have no right to selfishly exist and service to others is the only way any human being should justify their life. If you've taken any college level class of existentialism, then you're familiar with the concept that 'self' is considered 'evil' and 'selflessness' is considered 'good'.

Damn, didn't mean to take any of you on a half-baked, impromptu course on philosophy. That may be too much to indulge when all you wanted to do was see our list of The Top Ten Most Altruistic Individuals in 2010.

Listed below are the top ten individuals in mixed martial arts who have engaged in the greatest selfless acts of 2010. We've done our research and if we were in the position to hand out some gold-plated and (or) diamond encrusted award, these are the individuals who would receive it. Unfortunately, the best we can do is place these people in an easy-to-read list and describe why these people are more morally evolved than you or I.

Having all of your emotions siphoned from your body after watching an MMA bout is something we've all experienced. We love these guys. We want our guys to win and when they don't, it's an absolute bummer. However, when they pull off W when you least expect it, you have about ten seconds to act like a complete nutcase without being judged by society. You can slap your friend, throw your beer in the air, soccer kick your Xbox 360 controller across the room in pure elation -- whatever post-fight action you choose, no one will judge you. There may be legal ramifications afterward, but for those brief ten seconds, you're free to do whatever you want. Check out our second installment of The Top Ten Audience Reactions in MMA and relive the time when you ruined your friend's new carpet forever.

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